Urban Meyer is Ready for Football

By Jason Priestas on August 4, 2014 at 5:29p
57 Comments

Don't ask Urban Meyer about the past. Not on the first day of fall camp.

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Hovenaut's picture
+19 HS
OSUpawn's picture

#loveourcoach

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

+14 HS
GoBucksOSU's picture

This is why Urban is a boss.

+10 HS
tennbuckeye19's picture

I for one don't normally give them, but I do take them...

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BuckeyeRick's picture

Ewww. You take 'em? I prefer to leave 'em in the toilet. 

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Boxley's picture

I am with you on this one BR, I definitely prefer to leave them. Where would you take them? I dont' imagine you would get very many second invites.

"...the man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere critic-the man who actually does the work, even if roughly and imperfectly, not the man who only talks or writes about how it ought to be done." President T. Roosevelt

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HandsOfSweed's picture

For some reason, I just instinctively read your post in my head in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld.

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AeroBuckeye2001's picture

The Ohio State University Class of 2001
BS Aero & Astronautical Engineering

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BroJim's picture

Aint nobody got time for that!

I season my simple food with hunger

+4 HS
Denny's picture

Matt Hayes just wrote 700 words about thinking of the children and profanity

Taquitos.

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buckeyedude's picture

F%*k him. This is serious.

 

 

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Sloopy_HangOn's picture

"Shouldn't a coach of one of the biggest programs in college football have more restraint than that?"

#TheHottestofTakes

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Texasbucksfan's picture

Good move.   Eliminates the desire for anyone else to ask that question now that the season has started. I am sure that was the first question he and all the returning team members endure in every interview they gave and I am sure they got sick of it.   With a response like that he is daring anyone to ask it again.   Psychology major and hard ass.  

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tussey's picture

YES! Keep the camp updates coming!!!

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Misplaced Buckeye's picture

#LIKEABOSS
 

MAKING THE GREAT STATE OF OHIO PROUD

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OSUBias's picture

Urbz got that fire back. No more cold pizza misery dinners. 

Shitter's full

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Wesleyburgess1's picture

Love this guy. He is like Woody Hayes reincarnated.

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Mortc15's picture

Can't wait to see this team kick off on the 30th! 

Buck-I4Life

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Poison nuts's picture

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

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Tater_Schroeder's picture

Any Big Lebowski reference gets an automatic +1 from me.

How Firm Thy Friendship

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jonping67's picture

Drinking chocolate milk in the back of a limo? COME ON MAN!

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IBleedSandG's picture

Actually, The Dude is sipping on his favorite beverage, a Caucasian aka White Russian.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Thats a hell of a Caucasian,Jackie....well, thats like, youre opinion man

UFM_Renewal

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robobuck's picture

That or an oat soda!

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it.  1 Corinthians 9:24

ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

The dude abides!

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

11UrbzAndSpices's picture

I hate when God tells me I cuss too much

Not stopping until I have more Helmet Stickers than M Man

FROMTHE18's picture

new year, new team. 

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teddyballgame's picture

Seriously...enough about last year.

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BuckeyeGrownFloridaLiving's picture

Frankly dear, I don't give a damn.

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Prickly_Pete's picture

Most coaches would have given a predictable diplomatic response with a bunch of cliches about learning from mistakes. That's why I love Urban. He calls it like it is. No BS.  

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DaytonBuck1980's picture

Still not giving a damn for the whole state of Michigan. 

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Myc24's picture
Who gives even a single fuck about the past? Not Urban Meyer!

"Because I couldn't go for three!"  - Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Tater_Schroeder's picture

....and now meet Tressel alter ego.

How Firm Thy Friendship

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CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Just focus on what you can do today!

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Arizona_Buckeye's picture

F@#$ing priceless!!!

The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced

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osu07asu10's picture

"who gives a poop, and so forth..." - Coach Tress

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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741's picture

Who gives a shit... and so forth.

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741's picture

Wow. Beaten by 40 seconds. Kudos.

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osu07asu10's picture

Haha I'm impressed someone else thought along the same lines

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

I said this after the Orange Bowl, those two losses are going to light a fire under Urbz. There's the proof. Anyone know who asked that question and how far they crawled under their rock after his response?

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

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woodcocklives@osu's picture

The bravado is cool and all...but the reaction to the question is telling. Clown shows of the past seemed to have mattered in previous camps....

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buckeyedude's picture

Does Urban Frickin' Meyer understand Ohio State and it's fans or what?! He gets it. There isn't a coach in CFB or NFL I'd rather have.

 

 

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KingsRite's picture

“I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make plays. I have yet to be in a game where the most prepared team didn't win.” -Urban Meyer-

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741's picture

"THAAAAAAAAAAT'S AAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!"

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Hovenaut's picture

Coombs looks almost Red Bull free in that clip.

Almost.

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Byaaaahhh's picture

Coombs looks like he just saw someone crap his pants.

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Byaaaahhh's picture

Sources say the reporter retired and took a vow of silence after that.

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buckskin's picture

To quote my favorite golfer, "gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit."

+1 HS
Hoody Wayes's picture

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

- George Santayana

+1 HS
Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

"If you take everything I've accomplished in my life and condense it down to one day, it looks decent!"

-George Costanza

robobuck's picture

#juice

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it.  1 Corinthians 9:24