Help 'Script Ohio' Defeat 'Jump Around' in SiriusXM's Tradition Tournament

By D.J. Byrnes on July 11, 2014 at 11:18 am
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Normally, I don't care about internet tournaments outside of Eleven Warriors' Heart of it All Classic. But it appears we are a mere four hours away from one of the biggest abominations in internet voting history, and I can't take this sitting down.

SiriusXM is hosting a college football traditions tournament. Their final has come down to Wisconsin's "Jump Around" vs. the incomparable Script Ohio.

One features a 1992 hip-hop track from the inconsequential House of Pain, and a bunch of drunk Wisconsinites jumping around like they're at a house party

The other is a college tradition dating back to 1936 featuring The Best Damn Band in the Land. I may be biased, but this is a no-brainer.

And yet, here we are. Roughly four hours remain in the voting and Script Ohio trails Jump around by a mere 2,000 votes. You can head here to vote and help avert this travesty. Voting is open until 3 PM eastern today.

And in case you needed any extra motivation:

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