The Only Michigan Men You'll Find in the Woody Hayes Athletic Center are the Tackling Dummies

By DJ Byrnes on March 7, 2014 at 11:45a
29 Comments

Kyle's at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center, doing reporter things and covering Ohio State's pro day. It's where he spotted the most intimidating Michigan defender this side of the year 2000:

That's Urban Meyer, master psychologist, hard at work. Honestly, I'm surprised the thing hasn't been ripped apart from the hinges by a berserking Joey Bosa.

Only 266 days remain until The Game. 

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gm3jones's picture

Should of put a wig on it lol

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M Man's picture

Just securing this post from any grammatical correction...

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Silver Bullet 10's picture

That is a hypocritical statement you have made. You should have revised your sentence for any grammatical errors.

scrotieMcboogerballs's picture

Dummy sounds about right...

"Who do you think you are?!?!...I am!!"  -Pete Weber, bowling legend and dominator of the English language

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M Man's picture

...along with this one.

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Poison nuts's picture

Nice try - but all posts can be edited/corrected now.

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

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Hovenaut's picture

At least it looks like it's being respectful.

"Bow to your sensei"

 

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

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BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

In the corner where he belongs...

BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

He's one of Michigan's most successful alumni... got to be a part of the Ohio State football program.

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Doc's picture

Where's the blood?  Somebody call Taylor to show it what a real "Michigan Man" looks like

"Say my name."

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sharks's picture

See what a General Studies degree prepares you for?

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

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RBuck's picture

Just one suggestion. It needs to have Desmond Howard's number on it.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

GoBucksOSU's picture

Haha but I'm surprised since the color blue is banned at the WHAC.

M Man's picture

I was wondering how the 11W gang would feel, if our tackling dummies had "Notre Dame" or "Michigan State" on them.  Not to worry; you're still Number 1 in our hearts:

 

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MikeEagleBuckeye's picture

Quite honestly I love this type of stuff.  Benefits the rivalry!

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D-Day0043's picture

Ohio State - Michigan hatred keeps the universe in balance. If it should ever disappear, the universe may be destroyed. 

I am D-Day0043 and I approve this message.

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45has2's picture

Should those not read "OHIO"? 

"I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people." -W.W. Hayes

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

LOL come on guys, update the OSU logo...LOL j/k, I'd rather have the old logo back.

Class of 2010.

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Whoa Nellie's picture

Your players actually seem to be avoiding contact. 

Oh, I get it.  Practicing real game conditions.

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

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Hovenaut's picture

So...no footballs from Ohio, but tackling dummies handsomely decorated with tOSU logo?

Coach Hoke know about this?

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

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rosycheeks's picture

I was wondering how the 11W gang would feel, if our tackling dummies...

Hey M Man, that's a comma splice. 

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TUNBUCK89's picture

Unike yours, that's a ligitimate Ohio State logo,alright. I'm not sure, but I'm inclined to think that it pre-dates Hoke since it doesn't only say "Ohio".

By the way, M MAN, I know you've been posting on 11W for quite some time now and you've been very respectful and in return the 11W community has respected & appreciated your inputs. Lately, however, I get the impression that you've been a little "sensitive". I'm surprised. It is unlie you. What happened ?

Norwalk's picture

Idk, it looks like the defender might just tackle #59 in one more step..

Deadly Nuts's picture

M Man is pretty butthurt today. 

LEBRON

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Poison nuts's picture

Just don't mention that kicker they expelled!

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

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TUNBUCK89's picture

I noticed the same thing, POISON. Indeed, M MAN's attitude started to shift,on this site, since that event.

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Crumb's picture

I bet you could find something similar at the WHAC in the form of a urinal cake.

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

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FitzBuck's picture

Bosa said the new dummies are more challenging than the old UM dummies.

The old ones were more "realistic"

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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