You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Just saw a guy wearing Heely's... But walking with a really hot girl... I need to reevaluate my tactics
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) July 5, 2016
I've been trying this thing where I just don't pay my parking tickets but they're still giving me new ones... My plan isn't working
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) July 5, 2016
Look for Sean rolling up to steal your girl sometime soon. Also, his battle with the infamous CampusParc continues. They once ticketed me while I was still sitting in my car, no joke.
No better reminder that I'm almost back to Columbus than a huge "Hell is Real" sign
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) July 4, 2016
#growingupinohio seeing fights at school over who's truck can pull more weight
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) July 4, 2016
If you're from Ohio, you know The Sign.
I could hang out in the grocery store across the street from my apartment. It's that nice.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) July 2, 2016
To whoever is lucky enough to join the Park-Strad 9th floor this year, congratulations.
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) July 6, 2016
And now you also know where to find Stephen and Joey.
Flexicution
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) July 2, 2016
Add me on Xbox One - MicrowaveBucks
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) July 3, 2016
He's already presented us with great hashtags like #Microwave, #Dunkademics, and #BucketLottery. Now it's time to add the newest Kam Williams word to your vocabulary - #Flexicution (Also known as a song by the rapper Logic, but nevertheless a word I believe we'll be seeing from Kam again in the future). I for one, will be using it daily.
Helping @Habitat_org give back to the community with my fellow OSU athletes pic.twitter.com/iabrknkOGx
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) July 6, 2016
Maybe one day the media will come in and watch me rehab and workout like they're doing for JT right now...that's when I'll know I made it
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) July 7, 2016
Walk-on goals.
You know it's real when you ask "is this the Krusty Krab?" And she replies "No, this is Patrick."
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) July 8, 2016
Roen today when he failed his driving test pic.twitter.com/GZirtFgZDq
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) July 2, 2016
John has a Starbucks Gold Card and gift card but I get called basic after ordering a skinny vanilla latte?
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) July 2, 2016
Would you look at that, Joe and I have the same Starbucks order. I admit, I'm a little basic.
Buckeyes React to nba signings
Here's what Buckeye Twitter had to say about the craziness that was NBA free agency this week.
How Imma look at you if you try picking the Warriors on 2k17. pic.twitter.com/EN3FiBPA7Z
— Terry McLaurin (@TheTerry_25) July 4, 2016
Selling your soul for rings
— Terry McLaurin (@TheTerry_25) July 4, 2016
KD started the 4th with the loudest boom of them all
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) July 4, 2016
Very disappointed in KD.
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) July 4, 2016
LOL my uber driver SALTYYYYY about KD going to the Warriors.
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) July 5, 2016
On a side note, JaQuan has to be one of the most entertaining Uber passengers in all of Columbus.
Wow!! Splash Triplets?!?!?
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) July 4, 2016
How much is @DwyaneWade gonna have to pay @dougmcd3 for number 3??
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) July 7, 2016
I know I'm just a walk-on, but I did Tweet this first... https://t.co/qOEahqrpln
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) July 7, 2016
It's official, Joey Lane is the most savage walk-on in Ohio State history.
Now if lebron beat them again don't say he's not the best player ever
— Mike Weber (@mikeweberjr) July 4, 201
I couldn't agree more.
If KD goes to the Warriors I will no longer be watching the NBA or playing 2k online
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) July 4, 2016
Yup I'm done with the NBA
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) July 4, 2016
We're sorry for your loss, Jamarco.
if you need a late night rebounder or someone to go on a Gatorade run we're just a text away @DwyaneWade
— OSU BBall Managers (@OSUManagers) July 6, 2016
OSU Basketball Managers always got your back.
birthday tweets
Happy Birthday shoutout to @DChrisman18 pic.twitter.com/AYaKe0s7DX
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) July 7, 2016
Happy Birthday Shoutout to the King Slob @elflein65 pic.twitter.com/ro7LcouniN— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) July 6, 2016
In honor of Pat's birthday, check out our longform by Eric Seger titled The Finisher. Easily 10 out of 10 would recommend.
Also, Kevin's birthday is Saturday and all he wants is a birthday shoutout from Mark Pantoni. How can we make this happen?
This week's winner of twitter
Haters gonna say it's fake... pic.twitter.com/rUt6z7oG3p
— Drue Chrisman (@DChrisman18) July 8, 2016
Go Bucks!
