You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
@11W woah next OSU punter? Former QB? No way man! I'm a huge OSU fan would love to meet you some day @DChrisman18 ! #18Gauge #punter #bucks
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) May 22, 2016
.... pic.twitter.com/eEsRA580ra
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) May 26, 2016
40 piece
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 23, 2016
*quotes Tweet @MickeyMarotti*
I'd go to sleep with a on fan no shirt, get cold, turn the fan off then wake up dripping in sweat, turn the fan back on, and get a cold.
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 24, 2016
Who has an HBO account I can use to watch game of thrones
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 26, 2016
Game of Thrones is the most pirated show of all time. Hop on that bandwagon, Sean. But it looks like he got it all figured out.
Watched my first episode ever of Game of Thrones last night. Safe to say I'll be caught up in no time
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 26, 2016
@Sean4Heisman1 one of the best decisions of your life
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 26, 2016
I agree wholeheartedly, Stephen, but it's also one of his worst decisions.
@Sean4Heisman1 you're gonna be depressed watching it, it's not a happy show
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) May 26, 2016
Don't get too attached to the characters, Sean.
Sometimes you just need to explore to find a place of peace around you.. pic.twitter.com/tQ0TJ1hTc2
— Wild Bill (@b_price54) May 25, 2016
Man my room bout hot as Florida on the first day of summer right na
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 26, 2016
Who ever came into my room while I was sleeping and stole my chick fil a holla at me I got somethin for you
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) May 25, 2016
This is a war crime. As a Georgia resident, I'm legally obligated to hang a Chick Fil A burgler from the ceiling by their toenails.
Naps are great until late at night
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 22, 2016
put me on a squad @MLB pic.twitter.com/hn5s1TJRh0
— Mike Weber (@mikeweberjr) May 27, 2016
Being American @CLBClippers game with @tiaaawilliams pic.twitter.com/7enU66i8r5
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 25, 2016
Cam Johnston comes back to America just in time for the football team's Patriot Week and attends a minor league baseball game, which is arguably the most American thing of all time. Welcome back to the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
Someone tweeted that Dellys shot looks like he's doing a box jump and I can never unsee that.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 24, 2016
If you tan in the Oval I'm convinced you just want some attention
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 23, 2016
Hardest decision I've had to make in a long time: do I spend my evening watching the Eastern Conference Finals or @BacheloretteABC ....?
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) May 23, 2016
In a shocking turn of events, he chose the Bachelorette.
When your power is out and AEP says it won't be on until after the Bachelorette is over but you didn't record it pic.twitter.com/Rl2BPIFSpM
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) May 23, 2016
@LiamMcCullough2 when the power comes back on and you don't have to miss @BacheloretteABC pic.twitter.com/2FrlMjhLCZ
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) May 23, 2016
i stopped hooping because i played to aggressive they call a foul for anything
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) May 25, 2016
Translation: I quit playing because I was actually bad at defense and it was frustrating.
Collier Taken to School
Just visited an elementary school and during the taking questions part a kid asked me what the formula for compound interest was...
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 23, 2016
I looked him like pic.twitter.com/HlL5cWFhLt
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 23, 2016
Then he spit it out like he was reciting his times tables or something which had me like pic.twitter.com/vwn3eKZuTj
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 23, 2016
Considered blasting him with some college level edjamaction but I opted not to. Restraint is key.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 23, 2016
Last summer, I worked as a math tutor for kids anywhere from 6 to 18. The calculus and advanced statistics didn't trip me up, the random pieces of information I once knew did. I feel your pain, Stephen. The formula for a geometric series is just not information I'm taking with me to the grave. That's why the good lord gave us Google (linked here for your bookmarking pleasure).
Did you know? A=P(1+r/n)^nt https://t.co/cFYkA8TwWV
— Natalie Collier (@BossLadyN) May 23, 2016
Absolutely NOT. It's been a decade since I learned that. That was forgotten a long time ago. https://t.co/3jpgwUbwtH
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 23, 2016
Torrance Gibson, Quarterback
The Torrance Gibson quarterback ship may have sailed, but he's not letting us forget he still has a cannon.
I still got it ... pic.twitter.com/fm5bUdeRxb
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) May 22, 2016
@quick_tg6 incomplete bro
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 22, 2016
@Joe_Burrow10 You drop it ... I suppose to have one throwing touchdown. #Butters
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) May 22, 2016
For the record, if Joe Burrow would have high pointed that ball and pulled in a touchdown catch, I would have knighted him Sir Spring Game on the spot.
@quick_tg6 @Joe_Burrow10 you was imposed to be throwing it to me
— Alexander The Gr88 (@Aramis_Javohn) May 22, 2016
Which makes infinitely more sense than a 40 yard jump ball to the back up quarterback, but what do I know? I'm just here to copy and paste funny tweets.
@Aramis_Javohn @quick_tg6 we all know I got the stickies
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 22, 2016
This conversation leads us to...
This Week's Winner of Twitter
Mark Pantoni hopped into the exchange with this gem:
@Joe_Burrow10 @Aramis_Javohn @quick_tg6 pic.twitter.com/rG7a1oEett
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) May 22, 2016
Savage move by Pantoni, throwing this out there completely unprovoked.
@markpantoni @Joe_Burrow10 @quick_tg6 my little graduate
— Alexander The Gr88 (@Aramis_Javohn) May 22, 2016
@markpantoni @Joe_Burrow10 @Aramis_Javohn pic.twitter.com/9s3v3cFqxP
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) May 22, 2016
@markpantoni @Aramis_Javohn @quick_tg6 how did you even find that
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 22, 2016
Dude Pantoni finds everything, I think he breaks into our cribs fr https://t.co/rbTSCY5BMi
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 22, 2016
The win for the week goes to Pantoni, and the dark magic he performs to deliver us with these gems.
