You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
When your mom wanna add you on snapchat<<<
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 22, 2016
So I guess grilled cheese made from a halved doughnut is a thing now pic.twitter.com/x2MxmIPcVo
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) February 22, 2016
Why would this not be a thing? This is an absolute masterpiece.
HUGE intramural game between my floor (Floor 9 and Chris) and @OSUManagers tonight at 8:15 at the RPAC, and yes, I will be in attendance
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) February 22, 2016
Our hands'll be full with water and towels. Hope you have a free hand to carry our 6th straight division for us https://t.co/p5cy7npLze
— OSU BBall Managers (@OSUManagers) February 22, 2016
Deadpool is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) February 25, 2016
Deadpool may be the best super-hero movie yet. It far exceeded expectations. 9.3746 out of 10. Would recommend.
Wonder how black they gone have @CJ12_ on madden
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) February 19, 2016
Am I dreaming or did this dude really just try to give me a ticket at an unpaid meter when I had just pulled in and was in my car???
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 25, 2016
Campus Parc is absolutely savage. I've been ticketed while parked completely legally with the proper pass before (I'm in the process of fighting it, prayers up please).
Is it bad that there are only two people birthdays I know by memory?
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 19, 2016
Maaaannnnn Ohio out here teasing us with this warm weather
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) February 20, 2016
Never trust the weather when it's above 50 degrees in February. In the words of the esteemed Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!"
Am I apart of the slobs now ? @elflein65 @b_price54 @majiiinbuu @jjones_74 @ThePrince_59 pic.twitter.com/LiEq2Dtn1z
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) February 23, 2016
@TDeck68 pic.twitter.com/CGtMqTraE9
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 23, 2016
Playing Australian Football on PlayStation with @Cam_Johnston ... Didn't know this was an actual thing
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 26, 2016
Learning about the existence of this game was easily the most life-changing thing that happened to me this week. It gets even better, too – Cam Johnston is in the game!
Cam is on the Australian Football video game #famous pic.twitter.com/sXN44ICEGE
— Tia Williams (@tiaaawilliams) February 26, 2016
If you've ever wondered what the ratings system looks like in an Aussie football game, here it is. Looks like Cam needs to work on his "Get Shot Banana" and "Spoiling." "Mark Jostle" could use some work, as well.
I guess if you don't run a 4.4 or play in the sec your not good enough to play the edge in the league
— Nick Bosa (@nbsmallerbear) February 25, 2016
Is it bad that there are only two people birthdays I know by memory?
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 19, 2016
In my experience, you only have to know your mom's and yours. Everything else will just fall into place.
Still salty about the fire alarm waking me up from my nap
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) February 19, 2016
.....ehhhhhh @Greg_Paulus pic.twitter.com/OGHbdtT59D
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 21, 2016
Paulus – stick to cornhole, my friend. You're decent enough at it and nobody gets posterized in cornhole.
Happy Birthday shoutout to @Cam_Johnston pic.twitter.com/HMdmqSf0gU
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) February 24, 2016
Everyone wish @Cam_Johnston a happy birthday! Finally reached his 30's!! #alldownhillnowbuddy
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 24, 2016
More like 24 but thanks @Sean4Heisman1 https://t.co/Bs0HGDAH8x
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) February 24, 2016
Pug Life
It appears Zone-6 is developing a fondness for a rather specific type of dog.
Want one so bad pic.twitter.com/9HjMDDZDIn
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 21, 2016
Following this Tweet, Johnnie Dixon retweeted several pictures from @CutePicsOfPugs, which I'm assuming is his new favorite follow.
i must have you pic.twitter.com/9WW3UOcRzb
— Cute Pics Of Pugs (@CutePicsOfPugs) February 24, 2016
— Cute Pics Of Pugs (@CutePicsOfPugs) February 25, 2016
tasty watermelon pic.twitter.com/0jCXrZDwn4
— Cute Pics Of Pugs (@CutePicsOfPugs) February 25, 2016
The curious thing is, this is not an isolated incident. Dontre Wilson appears to have developed a fondness to these alien-like creatures as well.
anyone know where i can get a pug at in Columbus?
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) February 25, 2016
Could Zone-6 be getting a new mascot in the near future?
Floor Slapper
If you missed it, Jae'Sean Tate had one of the more embarrassing moments of his career against Nebraska, Saturday night.
Cool floor slap bruh pic.twitter.com/pqTjW9XiuV
— Big Ten Geeks (@bigtengeeks) February 21, 2016
What did Tate have to say about it?
....no comment https://t.co/dj7fhci18G
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 21, 2016
His teammates weren't going to let him off that easily.
No please comment on this... https://t.co/wUqte582D5
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 21, 2016
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) February 21, 2016
But walk-on Joey Lane came to his defense.
JT HAD 15 PTS AND 12 BOARDS THO https://t.co/FW4UFD2ayz
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) February 21, 2016
That does merit a floor slap or two, imo.
All publicity good publicity...
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 21, 2016
Shaqtin a fool though...
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 21, 2016
@o_tate_ should be on shaqtin. Make it happen @SHAQ RT @bigtengeeks: Cool floor slap bruh pic.twitter.com/DT6ktXTlg6
— Jared Sullinger (@Jared_Sully0) February 21, 2016
@o_tate_ naaa buddy I'm not helping after seeing that lol
— Jared Sullinger (@Jared_Sully0) February 21, 2016
To clarify I did not hurt my shoulder from slapping the floor...happened weeks ago
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 24, 2016
Rest up, Jae'Sean. See you next year.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
"How are winter workouts going?" pic.twitter.com/X9CsCKYLBh
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 23, 2016
