You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
The 2015 college football season may have concluded but contrary to what you may have heard, players continue to exist in the offseason.
Let's take a look at what's been going on around campus.
Me and @S13Collier stay listening to kids bop
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) January 18, 2016
Straight flames pic.twitter.com/9ZSzUUx7py
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 18, 2016
Still use Facebook to remember birthdays lol
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) January 16, 2016
The birthday reminder feature is also great for helping trim your friends list. If I would no longer feel comfortable telling someone happy birthday, I unfriend them.
Alternatively, I just do not use Facebook. Both methods are effective.
#Buckeyes welcome our new quarterback @Cam_Johnston ! Ready to put in work with him this offseason!! #0for1 pic.twitter.com/D6sPEH7Wu6
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) January 19, 2016
@Sean4Heisman1 don't forget running back to! pic.twitter.com/lxOzenIcDp
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) January 19, 2016
His facial expression in this picture is priceless.
Math TA just used the words "squozen" and "squozed"... pic.twitter.com/m9MM6Xf04c
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) January 19, 2016
@S13Collier we a second half team tho
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) January 18, 2016
Turns out, The Fighting Joe Burrows are not a second-half team.
@Joe_Burrow10 just did this. pic.twitter.com/KGyKoVZVxK
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 18, 2016
And this pic.twitter.com/eDeyNBhYAm
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 18, 2016
When you start off 5-0 in your division and then lose you next 4 games in the each in the 90th minute in FIFA
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) January 18, 2016
The solution to this problem is simple – don't lose.
Cleveland sports pic.twitter.com/QuXzm0KeX9
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) January 19, 2016
Superman would beat batman 10 times out of 10.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 17, 2016
But Batman is a multi-billionaire (spoiler alert: Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne). What's stopping him from making all his tools out of kryptonite?
@S13Collier pic.twitter.com/6YnA3qVPyj
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) January 16, 2016
Come help me put the batteries in my new nerf gun please before I freak out
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) January 17, 2016
To quote Woody from Toy Story, "Plus goes to positive and minus goes to negative." Hope that helps!
Got me up here using @jbbigbear locker....it's cool tho we both going 1st round pic.twitter.com/gNJ7VvIV2Q
— Prince Charming (@worktoon) January 20, 2016
I'm a firm believer in only posting no more than 2 pics on IG a day lol chill with the posting pics on IG like they tweets
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) January 21, 2016
I stick to one every two or three weeks. You have to keep them waiting.
The slightest bit of snow at home and everything is closed.
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) January 22, 2016
It's 12 & snowing here and everything still functions.
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) January 22, 2016
Which is the perfect segue to the following:
Resident of State Notorious For Bad Winter Drivers Blasts Ohio Winter Drivers
Stephen Collier, a resident of my home state of Georgia, decided to question the winter driving ability of Ohioans this week. It was not a good #take.
I love Ohio and everyone in it but you all can't drive
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
Snow comes and its like everyone turns into a 8 year old trying to drive a stick shift.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
Don't get offended cause it's the truth just saw two cars driving in the middle of two lanes for about two miles doing 5mph.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
@S13Collier Man, you're talking like you come from the snow-driving capital of the United States.
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) January 20, 2016
Stephen Collier is a noted good opinion haver, but in this case he is incorrect. Here's the problem – glass houses. In January of 2014, a winter storm completely crippled the entire city of Atlanta. Tom Herman, who was recruiting in the area at the time, was stuck in traffic for 19 hours due to Georgians' winter driving ineptitude.
The total snowfall? 2.5 inches.
Take a gander at today's current weather and imagine the apocalyptic scene would play out in Leesburg, Georgia.
I'm from where they declare a snow emergency for two inches BUT I'm a skilled driver. https://t.co/h1TLclyv1m
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
Oh, so now you're the exception.
No one pulls out in the turning lane on green lights either that kills me
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
I'm done with my driving rant. Sorry had to get that out. #exhale
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
It's worse in Arizona fam https://t.co/p8v70NxjzE
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) January 20, 2016
How it's not even snowing there's just cactuses https://t.co/Nu7UB5BH3b
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 20, 2016
To be truthful, that sounds much more intimidating than frozen water.
Marotti's Reign of Terror Begins
Winter workouts started this week, meaning Mickey Marotti is officially supreme leader of the Woody Hayes Athletic Complex.
Coach Mick got me in the hot tub after the workout like pic.twitter.com/7k9vOWvWMA
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) January 20, 2016
You know it's real when you throw up for the first time
— Blac | Diamond (@_berryrashod6) January 20, 2016
Legs dead, abs dead, and headache this day killing me
— Dre'Mont Jones (@TheOfficial_80) January 20, 2016
— Guy Ferrelli (@GuyFerrelli) January 20, 2016
Veteran Darron Lee did not offer much sympathy.
Seeing the Young Bucks dying after the SECOND day of Winter training? The fun stuff hasn't even started yet
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) January 20, 2016
This Week's Winner of Twitter
Extremely proud to become a scholarship football player at OSU. Even more special doing it with my brother @cfada29 pic.twitter.com/ode8ITRrrV
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) January 15, 2016
Congratulations to Joe Burger and Craig Fada who earned scholarships this week.
