You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
We've wrapped up another school year here at The Ohio State University, and most everybody is headed home for a while to have a bit of leisure time. Thankfully, social media does not have an offseason and we were again blessed with a week full of Twitter gems.
The things you can see in Walmart never cease to amaze me
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 6, 2015
People: Hey Joshua, what are you doing on this glorious Friday night? Me: Taking an exam that starts at 8. I'm so college
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) May 1, 2015
Anyone remember your 5th grade crush
— Daniel Giddens (@DGOOD__) May 8, 2015
I sure do. Actually, we never even broke up. I just moved to Georgia over the summer and I never saw or talked to her again. Madeline, if you're reading this, I'm sorry and I still love you.
not ready.. but I will be pic.twitter.com/xOnef0UJti
— Austin Grandstaff (@AustinGstaff_3) May 3, 2015
#collegein5words It is in the syllabus
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 6, 2015
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hey @E_Spencer6 did the @Redskins draft you as a QB or WR? I must of missed it. Love you bro #Zone6
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 3, 2015
Thinking about quitting football and becoming a shepherd ...
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) May 5, 2015
If this honestly happened, I couldn't even be mad. Now someone- to the photoshop!
@jjones_74 @K_Bergs Medina***
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 5, 2015
@K_Bergs @jjones_74 pic.twitter.com/8j3gcii66y
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 5, 2015
all these cute promposals...I got asked by getting a ketchup packet thrown at my head during lunch.
— mclovin' it (@jill_mclovin) May 8, 2015
Women's Soccer Goalie Jill McVicker. I'm not good at a lot of things, but I did participate in a few promprosals and they were darn good. They involved a gas station slushie, the purchase of the domain name askinghertoprom.com (which was bafflingly still available), and a custom puzzle.
@Birm I'm salty I didn't get an offer from Wisconsin Penn State University #WPSU
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 7, 2015
How we motivate @Sean4Heisman1 to run pic.twitter.com/CF281tgabQ
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) April 28, 2015
Somehow I missed this last week. I apologize. You guys deserve better and I will be better. Here it is now, and it's gold.
#HappyMemoriesRoomies pic.twitter.com/b7RPpzZ2nn
— Bennett Besties (@BennettRoomies) May 6, 2015
Barber: What you want? Jaquan Lyle: You know when you hit that fadeaway in the right corner Barber: Say no more pic.twitter.com/rwnGienySP
— Sports Gawd (@same_humans) April 30, 2015
Mood pic.twitter.com/qiKqGhx6MR
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) May 7, 2015
Pantoni finding loop holes...
Gonna be a cool experience tonight at the Cavs game...wearing my Nike's in case I need to cross somebody and dunk on em #posterized
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) May 6, 2015
I now have an Instagram. I'm gonna let you know right now. It will be painfully uneventful
— Mike (@mike63bennett) May 5, 2015
See, after reading his tweets over the years, I can confidently tell you this is a lie. His instagram will be gold. I'm an expert. Listen to me.
Flag planting continues in Georgia today! #lookoutHotlanta #peachstatehasbeenrealgoodtotheBuckeyes! #heywardrobybellmcmillan
— Kerry Coombs (@OsuCoachCoombs) May 6, 2015
#nobodycanhashtaglikekerrycoombshashtags
Throwback Happy Jamarco! pic.twitter.com/BFBhcm1Rc7
— Mz. Jones (@MzUJones) May 7, 2015
Cardale Jones is a National Treasure. Remember that.
The other day I was thinking- remember immediately after "the tweet" when Dolodale deleted his Twitter? He didn't bring it back until during this season. Imagine, if you can even bring yourself to do it, if Cardale Jones never returned to Twitter after that tweet. Just imagine a today without Cardale Jones's Twitter account. Imagine our site without Cardale Jones's Twitter account. What would we talk about in the off-season? What would D.J. do? What would skull sessions look like? This alternate reality is a cold, dark, desolate place and I am eternally grateful we do not have to live in it. You should be too.
You all saw Cardale's twitter beef with Joakim Noah- well here's a little more.
According to Vegas, I'm the HEAVY favor pic.twitter.com/9nYgyE5Bd6
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 7, 2015
Then J.T. Barrett offered his support
@S13Collier @CJ12_ you gonna give him deuce and domino 12
— Jt Barrett (@JT_theQB4th) May 7, 2015
And Stephen Collier
@KingPaggi3 @JT_theQB4th @CJ12_ nah pic.twitter.com/ILoSsVLw8x
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 7, 2015
Cardale also announced that he is taking his talents to Cleveland. Kind of. He wants to throw the first pitch at an Indians game. Rest assured, Cardale Jones will not take this opportunity lightly either.
I'm letting yall know now, @Indians this will not be your typical first pitch throw, it's going to be my "try out" throw
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 7, 2015
And since Cardale can apparently request whatever he'd like...
Cardale should tweet the Browns asking if they need help at QB...
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) May 7, 2015
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This week's winner of twitter
If didn't get the chance to see... These are the new mixtape covers .. Drops July 21st ... Just wait on it pic.twitter.com/5CmFNVMhHA
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) May 4, 2015
I try hard not to double post things that we've already talked about this week, but in this case I just had to. This is just too good. The walking boot is just perfect.
Follow Friday
- Sean Nuernberger: @Sean4Heisman1
- Soulja Boy: @SouljaBoy (honestly, if you follow me, you pretty much follow him so don't even bother)
