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Debriefing: Illinois

GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

Illinois arrived in a physical sense, but getting to Columbus in time for kickoff was just about the only thing the Illini did right. Braxton and Carlos prefer the shade of money trees and will surely be lounging in said shade on Sundays if they keep this kind of stuff up. Get smarter. Read the Illinois Debriefing.

Ohio State's 52-22 Win Over Illinois in GIFs

Tackle Reid Fragel, quarterback Braxton Miller and receiver Corey Brown hold a group celebration after Miller scored on a two yard touchdown.

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From Rod Smith's wheel route hotness, to your weekly Braxton Miller Xbox highlight and Philly Brown turning on the jets, we have you covered with all of the GIFs you could want and more from Ohio State's 52-22 win over Illinois.

B1G Recap: Cool As Ice

Cool As Ice was the seminal work of Robert Matthew Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice. A major motion picture loosely based on a sad, weird combination of Rebel Without A Cause and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Cool As Ice details Van Winkle's courtship of the high class Kathy Winslow and that is pretty much it. He raps, hangs out in some kind of Dr. Seussian hellscape that doubles as a mechanic shop, and woos Kathy by being only slightly less disgusting than he appears at first glance. So what I'm saying is that if you thought I used the word "seminal" in the wrong context... no. No I did not.

WOAH woah woah not safe

The last 20 minutes of the movie contains 95% of the plot, where a couple of corrupt cops kidnap Kathy's younger brother because her parents are on the run from them or something—oh God who even cares. Vanilla Ice saves the kid, ramps his bike off a car, and then the last three minutes are him performing some kind of weird homoerotic gymnastics routine with one of his backup dancers while lip syncing to one of the worst rap songs ever created. It turns out Kathy is way into that, and they live happily and horribly ever after.

So to recap: the teams of the Big Ten are Vanilla Ice. We, the easily swayed and impressed fans of the Big Ten, are Kathy, and Kathy's early 90s Rich Jerk boyfriend that she ultimately would've probably been better off with is literally every other major college football conference that exists or has ever existed ever.

We were promised a hero. But we got with the zero.

MICHIGAN 35, MINNESOTA 13

If you saw the preview for this game and said "oh welp no Denard so Michigan is dead in the water" I would've been totally cool with that because it's pretty much exactly what I said when I saw that Senor Shoelace was out of the game. But as it turns out, quarterback-turned-receiver-turned-quarterback Devin Gardner did a pretty decent job against a flailing Minnesota team that has now lost four out of their last five games.

I'll be completely frank here: I have no idea what in the hell Brady Hoke is attempting to accomplish with this team. They were ranked in the top 10 to start the season on the basis of an 11-win 2011, and now they're trying to, what, somehow salvage a B1G championship berth after getting rocked by Nebraska? Congrats Michigan, your real biggest game of the season so far is now the upcoming contest against Northwestern, where a loss would completely screw you from even sniffing at the chance to be the Big Ten's knife in the gunfight that is the BCS.

Illinois Notebook: Defense Continues Resurgence

For the Ohio State defense, it’s been the tale of two seasons. The first half, plus the seventh game, included more points than the Buckeyes were accustomed to giving up, as well several plays of 30-plus yards. 

Blue-collar Buckeyes.

But ever since, the Silver Bullets have hunkered down and gotten back to its reputation.

On Saturday, in a 52-22 win over Illinois, the Buckeyes held the Illini to 170 yards of total offense, less than 100 rushing and passing, while they converted just two of 14 third downs. The Illinois defense had 77 yards on a fumble return, more than 45 percent of the offense's total output.

“Indiana was a setback and we really took it to heart,” defensive end John Simon said. “As a defense, we rededicated ourselves in practice and have been doing everything we can to be prepared for game days. So far it’s been paying off, so we have to keep it up over the next two weeks.”

Illinois quarterback Nathan Scheelhaase completed 19 passes, but it was more quantity than quality – he only had 96 yards passing. Simon only finished with one tackle – a 10-yard sack – but he spent the better part of three quarters chasing Scheelhaase.

A week after not allowing Penn State to score a touchdown until the fourth quarter, the Buckeyes limited Illinois to one offensive touchdown. Four Illinois possessions ended in three-and-outs.

“We really interrupted their schedule,” said linebacker Ryan Shazier, who finished with a team-high 14 tackles and a career-high 11 solo tackles. “We made them rip up the pages in their playbook. We did things they weren’t expecting us to do. We got them in 2nd-and-long and 3rd-and-long, and we would get our defensive linemen in and get our nose running into the quarterback.”

Hyde-Powered Buckeyes Roll Illinois, Move to 10-0

Carlos Hyde and OSU flexed their muscles with 52 points.
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Urban Meyer pleaded with his team during the non-conference schedule to give him a full four quarters of football. Ohio State entered Saturday’s game against Illinois at 9-0, ranked sixth in the country and in first place alone in the Leaders Division. Still, though, it took the Buckeyes 10 games until they finally peaked for 60 minutes.

But when it finally did, Ohio State put on one of its top offensive and defensive displays of the season.

In a 52-22 win over Illinois, the Buckeyes churned out 567 yards – 330 on the ground – and punted just three times, while the defense limited the Fighting Illini to 170 total yards, an average of just 2.6 per play. On one defensive play, Illinois was able to go 77 yards for a touchdown, putting in perspective its offensive struggles.

“Our offense was too sporadic,” Illinois head coach Tim Beckman said. “We have got to be able to drive the ball down the field and put up seven points when we get in the red zone.”

During the week, Meyer touched on the need for quarterback Braxton Miller to improve his passing game. Despite being a Heisman Trophy candidate, Miller still isn’t a polished passer. Most of his production this season has come from his legs. If there was ever a game where he would break out, Saturday was it.

Illinois entered the game with the 109th passing efficiency defense in the nation. It had given up more than eight yards per attempt. Miller made those numbers even worse by completing 12 passes for 226 yards with two touchdowns. The highlight was a wheel route to running back Rod Smith that went for 51 yards all the way to the end zone.

Miller finished the day with 299 total yards – 73 rushing – and three touchdowns.

Illibuck Renews Columbus Condo Lease

We knew Illinois was a bad football team coming in.

Today, the Buckeyes did to them what you do to bad teams, rolling to a 52-22 victory in front of sellout crowd in the Horseshoe. Ohio State jumped out to a 31-6 halftime lead, thanks to a 24-point second quarter, before the teams traded fumbles, scores and awkward play in a listless second half.

Carlos Hyde paced the attack on the ground with 18 rushes for 138 yards and three touchdowns. That's 12 scores (11 on the ground) in his last five games if you're keeping track at home.

Braxton Miller took the 4th quarter off, but not before racking up 298 yards of offense—226 through the air to go with 72 on the ground—including three scores.

Defensively, Ryan Shazier was his typical beastmode self, finishing with 14 stops.

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Illinois Live Blog

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Your Early Games Open Thread

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The Golden Gophers throttled Purdue last weekend, jumping out to a 34-7 halftime lead. Is TCF Bank Stadium becoming a tough place to play? Not likely, but let's hope it's imposing for today at least.

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12:00pm Michigan at Minnesota BTN BTN2GO MICH (-12½)
12:00pm Missouri at #7 Florida ESPN2 WatchESPN UF (-16)
12:00pm #14 Oklahoma at Iowa State ABC ESPN3 OK (-10½)
12:00pm Temple at #12 Louisville ABC ESPN3 LOU (-13)
12:00pm #16 Texas A&M at #17 Mississippi State ESPN WatchESPN A&M (-7)
3:00pm TCU at West #23 Virginia FOX   WVU (-6½)

 

The Dubgate Looks at Gene Smith, Case Study

Second-guessing Gene Smith's decision to take a bowl ban has become fashionable

When the NCAA handed down its verdict to Ohio State last December, which included a one year bowl ban and the loss of nine scholarships over three years, athletic director Gene Smith told the New York Times that he was "surprised and disappointed" at the decision and that he was thankful for parking his car shortly after receiving the news because he was "livid."

Despite an investigation that turned up improper benefits for eight players and a head coach failing to bring forward information about his players, Smith, Gee and the Ohio State brain trust, which included star consultant Chuck Smrt, had already accepted an invitation to the Gator Bowl instead of self-imposing a postseason ban for the 2011 squad that stumbled to a 6-7 season.

They were counting on precedent—even mentioning more egregious cases that avoided a bowl ban—but what they received from the NCAA was, in Urban Meyer's words, "a sucker punch that hit me right in the stomach."

11W Digest: October 27-November 2

Your Friday 11W Digest catches you up on the content you might have missed or need to read again for your own good.

This Week in Skull Sessions

  • Monday: Penn State fans blame the refs, Still only one B1G team in the BCS Standings, Darrell Hazell is going places and an amazing Urban GIF. (Jason)
  • Tuesday: This team is a special group, Urban is on the Braxton for Heisman bandwagon, Braxton could be better than Pryor and Bradley Roby leads the nation in PBUs. (Jeff)
  • Wednesday: Tim Beckman's nightmare, the B1G Championship game could be horrible, the NCAA brings the thunder and Bill Snyder's evil magic. (Chad)
  • Thursday: Yea, November!, Beware of the let down game, Phil Steele predicts, Tim Beckman had known Urban for years, Aaron Craft getting some preseason love and previewing hoops. (Sarah)
  • Friday: Injury updates, B1G teams will take a hit financially this bowl season, Big Daddy-Warbucks, B1G hoops primer and B1G hoops can restore some conference pride. (Chris)
Bradley Roby leads the nation in PBUs. Bradley Roby has the Silver Bullets ready to dominate.

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