PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I always thought Donatello was the "smart" turtle, and Raphael was the "smart-ass" turtle.
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
Kinda hard not to be bias with this one...
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Michelangelo = Devin Smith?
I'm glad Braxton's not a ninja turtle because it would be kinda hard to throw a spiral with three fingers. But if he must be, I would say Brax most resembles Raphael, who I always took as the cool,laid-back one who just flat out kicks-ass!
"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"
Devin Smith IS Michaelangelo! And John Simon is Leonardo. Don't know who Donatello is though.
I can see Nate Williams as Casey Jones...
I'm inclined to put Stoneburner and Mewhort as Michaelangelo. Mikey loved pizza, what goes best with pizza? Beer. What makes you pee (outside) a lot? Beer.
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
Braxton Miller is SOOOOOO Leonardo. Seemingly no sense of humor, thinks things like "chugging the gatorade" are stupid, but he still kicks way more ass than anyone else on the team.
Don't know why Donatello is leading. Donatello was the nerdy turtle. There must be a generation gap forming on this site.
so is brady hoke bee-bop or rocksteady?
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
He's the fat thing that Crag used to roll around in it's belly area.
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I think Crang 'the talking brain' is inside Brady Hoke's belly. That's why he's so pissed off all the time (and they both have inferiority complexes).
and Kenny Guiton is Donatello ("coach guiton"). devin smith is def michaelangelo. braxton is leonardo. (calm cool and leader) raphael is carlos hyde. (twitter smart ass last year)
Does this make Urban Meyer Splinter?
By default i guess. it fits. he's disciplined, tough, and training these guys. so yeah. master splinter
You know, the crazy thing is that the original comic book was nothing like the kid-friendly television show that made the Turtles popular. The comic was really dark, and actually featured the turtles killing people...it's pretty badass, and the visual style is top-notch.
Yeah, I remember that. Lots of bloody-gory violence. The cartoon was still cooler though.
Isn't Donatello the smart one? The one that comes up with all sorts of inventions. Is that what we mean by "talented one"?
I meant the one who has many different skills, and "talented" was the shortest way to convey that.
I voted Donatello, but should have had my 6yo do the voting. He's the Turtle expert in the house.
lets answer some other questions, who is shredder, who is april oneil, who is the footclan, who is bebop and rock steady....
is the ooze juice?
Shredder- Brady Hoke
Bebop/Rock Steady- Denard Robinson and Fitzgerald Toussaint
april oniel= team nutritionist (who's name escapes me)
foot clan= the SEC
ooze is without question juice
hoke= see below
now we're accomplishing things
Shredder= Saban, the ultimate anti-Meyer! No class, do anything to win (the wrong way)
Splinter=Meyer, classy winner (the right way), doesn't oversign, holds players accountable, etc.
Who is Usagi Yojimbo?
There is but one Yojimbo, Toshiro Mifune.
looks kind of like the cal qb
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