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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would Braxton Miller be?

Donatello (the talented one)
45% (381 votes)
Leonardo (the leader)
19% (165 votes)
Michelangelo (the laid-back one)
24% (205 votes)
Raphael (the fighter)
12% (104 votes)
Total Votes: 855

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larzdapunk's picture

I always thought Donatello was the "smart" turtle, and Raphael was the "smart-ass" turtle.

hail2victors9's picture

^^Agreed

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BME_Buckeye's picture

Kinda hard not to be bias with this one...

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AJBor41's picture

Michelangelo = Devin Smith?

cinserious's picture

I'm glad Braxton's not a ninja turtle because it would be kinda hard to throw a spiral with three fingers. But if he must be, I would say Brax most resembles Raphael, who I always took as the cool,laid-back one who just flat out kicks-ass!

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cinserious's picture

Devin Smith IS Michaelangelo! And John Simon is Leonardo. Don't know who Donatello is though.
I can see Nate Williams as Casey Jones...

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

NoVA Buckeye's picture

+1

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ArTbkward's picture

I'm inclined to put Stoneburner and Mewhort as Michaelangelo.  Mikey loved pizza, what goes best with pizza?  Beer.  What makes you pee (outside) a lot?  Beer.

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Bucksfan's picture

Braxton Miller is SOOOOOO Leonardo.  Seemingly no sense of humor, thinks things like "chugging the gatorade" are stupid, but he still kicks way more ass than anyone else on the team.
Don't know why Donatello is leading.  Donatello was the nerdy turtle.  There must be a generation gap forming on this site.

buckeyeEddie27's picture

so is brady hoke bee-bop or rocksteady?

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SouthBayBuckeye's picture

He's the fat thing that Crag used to roll around in it's belly area.

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cinserious's picture

I think Crang 'the talking brain' is inside Brady Hoke's belly. That's why he's so pissed off all the time (and they both have inferiority complexes).

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

buckeyeEddie27's picture

and Kenny Guiton is Donatello ("coach guiton").  devin smith is def michaelangelo.  braxton is leonardo. (calm cool and leader)  raphael is carlos hyde. (twitter smart ass last year)

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

hodge's picture

Does this make Urban Meyer Splinter?

buckeyeEddie27's picture

By default i guess.  it fits.  he's disciplined, tough, and training these guys.  so yeah.  master splinter

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

hodge's picture

You know, the crazy thing is that the original comic book was nothing like the kid-friendly television show that made the Turtles popular.  The comic was really dark, and actually featured the turtles killing people...it's pretty badass, and the visual style is top-notch.

cinserious's picture

Yeah, I remember that. Lots of bloody-gory violence. The cartoon was still cooler though.

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

Bolt's picture

Isn't Donatello the smart one? The one that comes up with all sorts of inventions. Is that what we mean by "talented one"?

Sarah's picture

I meant the one who has many different skills, and "talented" was the shortest way to convey that. 

Doc's picture

I voted Donatello, but should have had my 6yo do the voting.  He's the Turtle expert in the house.

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Ill_Buckeye's picture

lets answer some other questions, who is shredder, who is april oneil, who is the footclan, who is bebop and rock steady....
is the ooze juice?

ArTbkward's picture

Shredder- Brady Hoke
Bebop/Rock Steady- Denard Robinson and Fitzgerald Toussaint

We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)

buckeyeEddie27's picture

shredder= saban
april oniel= team nutritionist (who's name escapes me)
foot clan= the SEC
ooze is without question juice
hoke= see below

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

Ill_Buckeye's picture

now we're accomplishing things

cinserious's picture

excellent, excellent.
Shredder= Saban, the ultimate anti-Meyer! No class, do anything to win (the wrong way)
Splinter=Meyer, classy winner (the right way), doesn't oversign, holds players accountable, etc.
Foot Clan=SEC
Beebop=Hoke

Life's daily struggle is choosing between saying F--ck-it, or soldiering on with your responsibilities.  

GoBucks713's picture

Who is Usagi Yojimbo?

-The Aristocrats!

hodge's picture

There is but one Yojimbo, Toshiro Mifune.

Ill_Buckeye's picture

looks kind of like the cal qb