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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would Braxton Miller be?

18 September 2012
28 Comments

Donatello (the talented one)

45% (381 votes)

Leonardo (the leader)

19% (165 votes)

Michelangelo (the laid-back one)

24% (204 votes)

Raphael (the fighter)

12% (104 votes)

Total votes: 854

Comments

larzdapunk on 18 Sep 2012 - 6:52am #

I always thought Donatello was the "smart" turtle, and Raphael was the "smart-ass" turtle.

hail2victors9 on 18 Sep 2012 - 7:23am #

^^Agreed

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BME_Buckeye on 18 Sep 2012 - 7:51am #

Kinda hard not to be bias with this one...

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AJBor41 on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:32am #

Michelangelo = Devin Smith?

cinserious on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:34am #

I'm glad Braxton's not a ninja turtle because it would be kinda hard to throw a spiral with three fingers. But if he must be, I would say Brax most resembles Raphael, who I always took as the cool,laid-back one who just flat out kicks-ass!

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

cinserious on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:39am #

Devin Smith IS Michaelangelo! And John Simon is Leonardo. Don't know who Donatello is though.

I can see Nate Williams as Casey Jones...

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

NoVA Buckeye on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:58am #

/Duff'd It

ArTbkward on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:40am #

I'm inclined to put Stoneburner and Mewhort as Michaelangelo. Mikey loved pizza, what goes best with pizza? Beer. What makes you pee (outside) a lot? Beer.

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Bucksfan on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:47am #

Braxton Miller is SOOOOOO Leonardo. Seemingly no sense of humor, thinks things like "chugging the gatorade" are stupid, but he still kicks way more ass than anyone else on the team.

Don't know why Donatello is leading. Donatello was the nerdy turtle. There must be a generation gap forming on this site.

buckeyeEddie27 on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:54am #

so is brady hoke bee-bop or rocksteady?

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

SouthBayBuckeye on 18 Sep 2012 - 12:22pm #

He's the fat thing that Crag used to roll around in it's belly area.

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cinserious on 19 Sep 2012 - 1:22am #

I think Crang 'the talking brain' is inside Brady Hoke's belly. That's why he's so pissed off all the time (and they both have inferiority complexes).

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

buckeyeEddie27 on 18 Sep 2012 - 9:59am #

and Kenny Guiton is Donatello ("coach guiton"). devin smith is def michaelangelo. braxton is leonardo. (calm cool and leader) raphael is carlos hyde. (twitter smart ass last year)

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

hodge on 18 Sep 2012 - 10:01am #

Does this make Urban Meyer Splinter?

buckeyeEddie27 on 18 Sep 2012 - 10:06am #

By default i guess. it fits. he's disciplined, tough, and training these guys. so yeah. master splinter

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

hodge on 18 Sep 2012 - 10:27am #

You know, the crazy thing is that the original comic book was nothing like the kid-friendly television show that made the Turtles popular. The comic was really dark, and actually featured the turtles killing people...it's pretty badass, and the visual style is top-notch.