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Who has the best nickname on the team?

Corey "Philly" Brown
14% (193 votes)
Johnathan "Big Hank" Hankins
16% (214 votes)
Orhian "Short Ass Braids" Johnson
34% (470 votes)
Adolphus "Diesel" Washington
33% (457 votes)
3% (40 votes)
Total Votes: 1374



"Short Ass Braids" may not be the best, but its definitly the funniest one

CanadianBuckeye's picture

Meaty Neck was my favorite!

sir rickithda3rd's picture

i voted for other i was looking for meaty neck or fat neck lol

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again

SPreston2001's picture

Orhian gets my vote. Short Ass Braids is just hilarious lol.

yrro's picture

Is "All Flannel Tops" not eligible?

spqr2008's picture

I like Diesel, but I think we should change it to GARS (Gustavus Aldolphus Rex Silver-Bullets), a take off of Gustavus Aldolphus Rex Sweden, one of the greatest monarchs of the 17th century, because I think Washington will have at least 17 sacks by this time next year.

tennbuckeye19's picture

What about Braxton "Jheri Curl" Miller?

SPreston2001's picture

Thats my second favorite lol.

Man of Scarlet and Gray's picture

I loved Corey "ugly as f***" Linsley

 "I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault."
--Jack Tatum

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Gotta go with John "Bad-ass mother****er" Simon

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

buckeyechad's picture

Not as funny as the others, but I voted philly just because he's the only player called exclusively by his nickname.