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If you sacked the QB vs. Michigan, what would your celebration be?

O-H to the crowd
35% (231 votes)
Taunt your opponent
12% (80 votes)
Bone-Saw
10% (68 votes)
None, too humble
32% (208 votes)
Other, tell us in comments
10% (65 votes)
Total Votes: 652

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Poison nuts's picture

Mis-read that question. Said "other" but would probably get up & get ready for the next play. Maybe if I got on the block O gloves I would throw that one out there.

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

geoponics's picture

I would choke myself out a la Robert Reynolds.  

FortMeyer's picture

Spoon the "eats" or whatever the hell it's supposed to be out of Robinsons mouth onto the field beside his lifeless body.

nickma71's picture

It is no different than scoring. Stop acting like you have never been there before.

David Sokol's picture

It's Michigan though.. I foresee many sacks against every team, including that team up north.

Humble against all other squads.

Normal Buck's picture

Agree 100%.  That crap is part of why I don't follow NFL football too closely any more.

BrewstersMillions's picture

Meh. I sort of like it. These guys are playing a child's game for a living. Who cares if they have a little fun with it.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

buckeyefanatic's picture

"Spoot the eats" good god how annoying.  What next for Robinson's I-did-sumtin-good dance ?? putting on his imaginary bra and panties?

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan football?   1AA
Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

David Sokol's picture

I'd tie Denard's shoelaces demoralizing the team and his nickname.

buckeyedude's picture

That's funny as shit, Dave. LOL. On that note, I think maybe just asking him if he needed help tying his shoes would piss him off sufficiently.

 
 

BuckNutInAnnArbor's picture

One of these stare-downs.

"...but then again 'Michigan' and 'huge mistake' are synonymous so that shouldn't have been much of a surprise to anybody."  - Mark Titus

buckeyestu's picture

would say nothing, just get up, and walk back to the huddle and get ready to rock him again, maybe even a bit harder.

BrewstersMillions's picture

On an unrelated note (and probably worth the 15) how awesome would it be if someone scored a TD late against UW up in Madison and did a little mini jump around before handing the ball back. Big Baby Bret's head would explode.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

Riggins's picture

I always liked it when LaDainian Tomlinson would simply hand the ball back to the ref.
So in tribute, I think I would simply hand Denard back to the ref. 
 
On a serious note, I like the "giving an O-H to the crowd" option.

Orlando Buckeye's picture

I prefer the simple standing up and "dusting off" of the gloves as they head back to the team.

Heartless_Scarlet_Army's picture

I would hop into the stands ''Ron Artest" style and proceed to throw haymakers at anyone wearing piss and blue.

BuckeyeNation's picture

HULK SMAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHH

PUNY MAN!!!

Bucks43201's picture

the "Zoltan", (ala Dude, Where's My Car? / current Pittsburgh Pirates celebratory gestures)

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

741's picture

Mat Wilhelm style Block O "suck it" crotch chop. (But I'm also LOL'ing over the Zoltan above. Honorable mention to the "we hungry" spoon it up counter taunt.)

jestertcf's picture

Maybe the old school Reggie White. "Jesus loves you." while helping his mangled body up while he wipes the tears away.

~Because we couldn't go for three~

pcon258's picture

id just get down on the ground and pretend to tie my shoelaces. I'm usually opposed to celebration, but i think a little rubbing it in against michigan would be appropriate

Bucksfan's picture

Has a player ever O-H'd the crowd after a play?

Squirrel Master's picture

Simon says, "I sack him again on the next play!"

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

HighBallAce's picture

I'd have to pretend like I'm being fed! OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Only thing is, we would get called for taunting but it would be worth it!

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Diving elbow drop to the gut. 

Class of 2010.

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

Probably do the eating motion De-nard does, then rub my belly because I'm full.

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.