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Nebraska tickets desperately needed

Buckeye fan needs two Nebraska tickets for a reasonable price. Will consider a single ticket too. These tickets are for me and my friend to attend the game. I am not a re-seller, just a fan in need. Please help.

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njc2o on 4 Oct 2011 - 4:38pm #

see the thread i started

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Optimistic Buck... on 4 Oct 2011 - 4:52pm #

I do not have tickets.  However, I am able to offer you two competitive packages, the gold package and silver package (see below), which should be similar to going to the game:

GOLD PACKAGE (runs about the cost of two tickets): I will supply a #2 lead pencil and gouge your eyeballs out - experts say that this will be the closest game-like experience for us buckeyes without actually going the game.  If you act now, I will also shatter spent beer bottles and spread the glass shards in a room for your to walk on barefoot.

SILVER PACKAGE (cost of one ticket):  This attractive package entails me using my car door and door jam to squash your head repeatedly over 100 times.  While not as realistic as the gold package, many people say that they can't tell the difference between this package, the gold package and actually going to the game.  As an added bonus, while you kneel and I smash your head in, I will also be sure to kick you in the ass in between door slammings and poor boiling frying oil on your back.

You let me know, trust me though, I have a feeling that this will make going to/watching the game feel like luxury.

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njc2o on 4 Oct 2011 - 4:58pm #

maybe you should give up football for a while bro, you sound a little looney

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wademccoy on 7 Jul 2012 - 7:53pm #

You will be able to pick up tickets on the street before the game, just bring 150.00 to 200.00 a ticket or buy them in the next few weeks on all the web sites before Ohio State goes into that game with no loses.

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johnblairgobucks on 7 Jul 2012 - 8:01pm #

also, if you are willing to miss te first few minutes of the game, you can pick up scalpers' scraps for less than face value.  Have a few more beers at the tailgate, listen to Paul Keels call the opening kickoff, then hit the scalpers.

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