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Did Some Dude Named Zachary Bowser Really Just Commit?

By ATXbucknut -28 January 2013
27 Comments
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Seems to be a JUCO of some sort. Anyone?

Proud to announce that I have just committed to The Ohio State University to play football #GoBuckeyes
— Zachary Bowser (@z_bowser) January 28, 2013

ATXbucknut on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:24am #

I assume just a troll. Must be drunk tweeting. Or just a really funny guy (in a twat kind of way).

Statutoryglory on 28 Jan 2013 - 1:03am #

Then again there was a time last year when we all wondered the same thing about Tim Gardner committing and he ended up being a badass and for real.

Alpo on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:27am #

Maybe a preferred walk on spot. Never heard of him before so that's all it could be if indeed it is legit

edit: checked his page, troll for sure. Seems to be a Kansas St fan

Golden Buckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:26am #

No probably just an inside joke between friends.

johnblairgobucks on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:27am #

don't understand the time/date stamp on that tweet. Maybe he is from the future....... or suffers from the dreaded Manti Teo Imaginary Reality Complex Disorder.

UrbzRenewal on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:37am #

Different timezone probably.

johnblairgobucks on 28 Jan 2013 - 1:07am #

European?

ATXbucknut on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:30am #

Agreed. Sorry everyone. I was just curious when I saw it re-tweeted at Herbstreit.

BME_Buckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:32am #

Lennay Kekua just confirmed she just got a scholarship to cheer on the cheerleading squad this fall via Twitter.

Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012

ShowThemOhiosHere on 28 Jan 2013 - 1:37am #

Hope he never has to face a Mario or Luigi.

Class of 2010.

NoVA Buckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 1:39am #

Or be a single father of 8

/Duff'd It

SEBuckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 1:39am #

Does he look like an OSU football player? Come on now...

UrbanCulture on 28 Jan 2013 - 2:11am #

Maybe its Joe Bauserman's alter ego seeking a second chance

lljjgg on 28 Jan 2013 - 3:51am #

You guys haven't heard of Zachary Bowser? Come on, now! The guy's a 7-star (they added two to the regular 5-star system to accomodate his talent) Defensive Left End Tackle QB out of north-west southern Columbus. He had 25000 rushing yards last season, 123.5 TDs, 30 sacks, 5 steals and 9 assists.

I can't believe I'm the only one who's heard about him, he's been all over the news for the last 25 years (yes, even 7 years before his birth).

ohhiyo on 28 Jan 2013 - 4:52am #

im just guessing but if your a football recruit then your not going to announce you commit to play football

dancorona5 on 28 Jan 2013 - 6:52am #

example number 450 as to why i dont follow anything twitter

Killer nuts on 28 Jan 2013 - 7:12am #

I think he meant to say he's committing to play Mario Kart. I wanted Yoshi but Bowser isn't a bad alternative

Jhesse17 on 28 Jan 2013 - 11:59am #

Just guessing from the time differentialis, but is it possible that he's a european who is committing to play for our soccer team?

buckeye76BHop on 28 Jan 2013 - 12:05pm #

Nothing to see here....

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

RBuck Mod on 28 Jan 2013 - 2:00pm #

Zachary Bowser just accomplished his only goal in life...getting his own thread on Eleven Warriors.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Smanpoint10 on 28 Jan 2013 - 3:27pm #

probably just joking. my friends and i post this stuff all the time on twitter an instagram. We usually use schools like itt tech or phoenix though haha