1) Ohio State college football
2) A United States World Cup match
3) A World Cup match between two of the following sides: France, England, Argentina, Brazil, Italy, the Netherlands, Spain, Chile, Belgium, Japan, South Korea
4) A Champions League match involving Real Madrid; or two of Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Dortmund, Juventus, Athletico Madrid; or one of the preceding sides against a Premier League side
5) A domestic match between Real Madrid and Barcelona
6) The NBA playoffs
7) A college football game directly influencing Ohio State’s playoff chances
8) A college football game between two top-ten teams
9) A domestic Real Madrid match
10) Ohio State basketball
11) An NBA regular season game involving Giannis Antetokounmpo, the Warriors, Joel Embiid, the Cavs
12) The last day of a major golf tournament
13) Sumo wrestling (probably)
14) The NFL playoffs
Everything else is like watching a screen saver.