Playing at over 11,000 feet in Bolivia is no easy task. The last time Argentina played in Bolivia (2013), Messi became ill during the match, and Mascherano and Di Maria needed oxygen masks. How does one combat this, you ask? By taking Viagra, of course!
The Argentinians are planning on taking a mixture of caffeine and Viagra before their match against the Bolivians. You can talk about all of the scientific theories as to how this is beneficial... but to be honest, I just created this thread to laugh about the potential of eleven players on the pitch rocking wood, and I'm not talking about the chair for bedtime stories.
Tonight's scenes could be Messi.
PSA: Messi has also been suspended for four matches due to his vulgar language against a match referee during the match against Chile.