An NFL scout wrote a... well... interesting report on Eli, recently. From SI.com: 

“I worry about him because of off-the-field issues,” the scout said. “The kid has no life skills. At all. Can’t cook. Just a baby. He’s not first round for me. He scares me to death.”

As if this dubious assessment wasn't enough, everyone's favorite Buckeye mother, Annie, decided to let the anonymous scout know how she felt. 

We dont respond to anonymous people & things. They're not real to us. What's real is this amazing dream our son is living rite now. #GoBucks
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) April 27, 2016

Btw, Eli's dad is a retired five star chef. We eat well. So stop playing with our name. Next time you say our name, put some respeck on it
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) April 27, 2016

She ain't gonna say it no mo'!

For those who want some background on the intentional misspellings, I present to you one of the funniest radio interviews of recent memory (NSFW).