Birm is a good Twitter follow in general, but he was on his game during the Super Bowl. Here's some of my favorites:
This one was my initial favorite, in regards to the Seahawks TD before half:
I guess we know Pete Carrolls balls are fully inflated.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
But then he came in with this gem at the end of the game:
Tom Brady won zero Super Bowls as the quarterback at Michigan, just feel like we should re-establish that.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
Here are some other goodies, in chronological order:
Fear not, here comes Budweiser to try and tug on my heart strings. Tough break, Budweiser. This heart, like these roads? Is full of ice.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
Katy Perrys hairline is basically the same as Derrick Henrys.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
/frantically downloads anything Liam Neeson tells me to.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
Patriots new plan of attack: throw interceptions, injure Seahawks defender who makes the play.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
Thanks for reminding how rich people live in such unnecessary opulence while I survive in squalor, T-Mobile.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
Butler had no prior knowledge of that trip, I am sure.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
And while Birm stole my heart with his unashamed love for TSwift and Anna Kendrick...
Im on board, @JordanStrack - Super Bowl 50: @taylorswift13 and no one elseexcept for Keith Sweat. And Tevin Campbelland Bell Biv Devoe.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
Puzzled, with my love of #PitchPerfect how or why Ive never followed @AnnaKendrick47 on Twitter prior to tonight. #Toner
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 2, 2015
...I cannot help but hope he's simply hiding his true feelings for Frozen:
AWFUL movie. RT @JMS303: I need to get something off my chest while the Super Bowl is on... The movie Frozen is overrated.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) February 1, 2015
As for the Super Bowl itself, well, I'm a Packers fan. So while I wish it ended in a tie, I can't say I was heartbroken that the Seahawks went down in the manner in which they did. May Richard Sherman's face be forever accessible in my memory:
Sherman's reaction to the @Seahawks interception is priceless http://t.co/NTjnFUE9f6
— Austin Hunt (@AustinHunt) February 2, 2015