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Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Cincinnati Bengals

thatlillefty's picture
August 25, 2014 at 1:28pm
BoFuquel's picture

Gee: I thought this was about The Stinkin' Bearcats. Bummed. GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

TBH I don't really care about the article itself lol..

But don't you fucking dare bash my Skyline! That is the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods


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JasonR's picture

I about fell out of my chair laughing:

"Hey, give me a pile of diarrhea and put Andy Dalton's hair on top of it."

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sharks's picture

Magary is my favorite sportswriter.

Oh god, Cleveland's up tomorrow

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

There won't be an article

It'll just say "Why your team sucks"......"Its Cleveland, need we say more?"


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TURD_BUCKET's picture

The Browns article is gonna be brutal

“Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top.” John Wooden

Curt Heinrichs's picture

Drew Magary is the best. If you haven't done so, read his book "Someone's Going to Get Hurt" or something along those lines, especially if you are a parent. It is laugh out loud funny numerous times. 

Also, his Mailbag pieces on Deadspin crack me up as do his weekly NFL previews that always offer a movie to substitute for watching your team's game if you are a (usually Bills) crappy team's fan. 

Frimmel's picture

That was harsh.

The Bengals are one of the only teams in the NFL that can actually ruin the sport itself for you.


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