I missed losing my requisite $1,000,000 last year with DJ's usually awful betting advice, but I would gladly lose it again this year if it meant I got to read his transcendent incarnation of the galaxy's greatest president and warlord and cocaine fueled ladies' man.

Can we get an online petition going to bring the $1,000,000 Presidential Power Parlay back into being?  And reincarnate the Earth's most favored Marionaire?