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If you are from, and live in OHIO, it is time to "come home" and become a BUCKEYE!

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WoodyTressMeyer's picture
November 29, 2015 at 7:42pm
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We all know a few of them.  Some of them are our co-workers, neighbors, classmates, hell some might even be our friends 364 days out of the week.  They might be that kid/person that made a conscious decision to root for the NY yankees, Dallas cowboys, Steelers, L.A. Lakers, Chicago Bulls, etc. for the sole reason that they could increase their odds of being able to brag, or "be right" the next morning while the guys at school or work brag or gloat about how great their team is after games.  The desire to be right is oh so powerful.  It is so powerful that it causes people to argue to the hilt, even when they know they are wrong.  It is so powerful that it causes people to misperceive the obvious.  It is so powerful, it caused some people to, over the course of the past 45 or so years, make a decision that they deep down, if they are really honest with themselves, regret and now they feel trapped with. They feel like they are in a sink of water swirling, and about to go down with the water.  To those of you in this situation, and you know who you are, it is time to save yourself!

Who am I talking about?  It is those neighbors, relatives, and all kinds of people who are from Ohio and live in Ohio, that during one low point in their life, made a calculated, Benedict Arnold-like conscious choice to become a _ichigan fan. Whether it was after the 1969 game and they felt as though the tide of the rivalry was going to turn navy and pansy yellow's way, or whether it was during the Cooper years, and they felt the Varmints were going to start dominating like they did around a century ago, they made this conscientious bad mistake of a choice, a choice they want liberated from.

I live in Northwest Ohio so therefore we have more of them.  However, they lurk throughout all corners of the state like coyotes in the dark that only come out when their is some stinky, dead, rotted "feast" to gnaw on,  like the day Harbaugh was hired. To you Ohio born, Ohio raised traitors, the time is now.  The time is now, to realize that when it comes to football, Ohio is the heart of it all.  Most of _ichigan's best coaches and players came through the great state of Ohio in some fashion, and most were born here. Without Ohio toughness, guts, work ethic, football ingenuity, players, and coaches,  _ichigan football would have become even more insignificant 50 years ago, than it has been for the past 8 years.  Now is the time to come home, admit your mistake, confess your misdoing, and do it.  Gather up all that navy and pansy yellow garbage and use it as a fire starter (a dumpster somewhere would be cool).  Send out that tweet, post on facebook, instagram, etc., that you are coming home in terms of football sense and joining the ranks of good guys, the football cradle, and the true "victors".  Yes, it is time to let everyone know, that declaring yourself a "meatchicken" fan years ago, was a crucial mistake and that you have been in miserable turmoil ever since and are done after hitting rock bottom yesterday.  Let's declare December 1, 2015, the day we take back our prodigal kids who have come to their senses on how the Scarlet and Grey, are, and will be for a long time, on the top of the hill of college football.

Welcome home Buckeyes, _ichigan sucks!!!!  And to those of you who made this choice due to the reasons above, and stay with the cesspool team in that whore of a town ann arbor,  and still lurk in this great football state with that Godforsaken navy and pansy yellow garbage.....

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!    

GO BUCKEYES!!!!

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