Press play and read sing along to what I think Jim Hairball's pursuit of Mike Weber was like on NSD.

Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my khakis
Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to you
Knocked on your door with scholly in hand
To ask you a question
'Cause I know that you're an old fashioned mom yeah yeah

'Can I have Mike Weber for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck Harbaugh but the answer is no!

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm Captain Comeback
Why you gotta be so rude
I'll be begging him anyway
Begging that kid
Begging him anyway
Begging that kid
Yeah no matter what you say
Begging that kid
To join the M family

Why you gotta be so rude

I hate to do this, you leave no choice
Can't win without him
Love me or hate me we will be boys
Standing at the fifty
Or we will run away
To another conference you know
I hope he's in love with me
Because they say I’ll beat the Bucks

'Can I have Mike Weber for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck Harbaugh but the answer’s still no!

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm Captain Comeback
Why you gotta be so rude
I'll be begging him anyway
Begging that kid
Begging him anyway
Begging that kid
Yeah no matter what you say
Begging that kid
To join the M family

Why you gotta be so rude?

'Can I have Mike Weber for the rest of my life? Say yes, say yes
'Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck Harbaugh but no still means no!

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm Captain Comeback
Why you gotta be so rude
I'll be begging him anyway
Begging that kid
Begging him anyway
Begging that kid
Yeah no matter what you say
Begging that kid
To join the M family

Why you gotta be so rude?
Why you gotta be so rude?
Why you gotta be so rude?