Here's an icebreaker conversation starter: what would Urban Meyer's record have been last year if he was the coach at one of the other Big Ten schools instead of Ohio State?
I'm convinced he would have been bowl eligible anywhere but Purdue, and I think he would have run the table at Michigan State, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Penn State, and finished with only one loss if he coached at michigan. One thing is certain, he would have been voted Coach of the Year at any of those schools.

EDIT: softened the title. I apologize for any lost dinners.