So every time I see DJ mention the Iron King, Cardale Jones, I want it on a shirt....

The Iron King, Cardale Jones, First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks, Troll Sultan, and 12th Son of Ohio.

I feel like we need to make this happen but I'm not exactly creative enough with Photoshop to create something of quality. Plus, that's a lot of wording to fit on a T-shirt.

Anyone wanna help me out here? Obviously I'm thinking of a Game of Thrones type parody here. Where are all of the creative types?