I found this hilarious on sbnation:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/1/13/7537253/the-secs-title-run-has-come-to-a-permanent-end

Here's a tidbit:

Oregons offense sure is offensive and I wouldnt draft a QB from Eugene to do any thing besides wash my ex girlfreinds car. Doug from twitter (you may of heard of him) called him JaMarcus Mariotta last night and I cant say I disagree folks.

It was almost as if DJ wrote it, but not as good of course... (I have a feeling it may end up in the skully)