To set the stage, my neighbor (Arnold) is a scU_ Law grad and abused me mercilessly after the 2011 debacle....Hoke was his savior. Ever since then, I have been trolling his @ss mercilessly. This year's theme is actual buckeye nuts.

With a little help from his wife (a Sparty that is sympathetic to our cause), I filled up his glove compartment (where he keeps his sunglasses, a necessity in SoCal), his mailbox, his desk drawers at work, and his briefcase with Buckeyes. My dad thoughtfully provided the Buckeyes from his own private stock and with $25.30 in UPS ground charges, I have a whole week of fun planned.

Where else should I put the Buckeyes?