My wife is a ND fan, so I got us tickets to tomorrows game against Navy.  Since a ND loss is obviously in the best interest of the Buckeyes, how should I go about influencing the outcome of the game, but in a way to not give them a pass for losing?  Take out Gholston?  Kelly?  Would the media give them a pass if their kicker "missed" the bus?  Or if they had icy hot in their jock straps?

We are sitting in the 4th row behind the ND bench, so I'll have plenty of opportunity to make something happen. 

(and just in case this site is monitored for suspicious activity, I didn't want my sarcasm to be taken seriously, so I had to go with italics)