I am getting sick of all this talk about getting rid of Brandon and Hoke up North. I love these guys and want them to stay at *ichigan forever! We need to stage a rally to show our support for such amazing leadership....some ideas for games are....

1) Cardboard eating contest….tastes like Dominos, but considerably more nutritious and an excellent source of fiber

2) Concussion Streaker….Instead of some lame dunking tank, players get to smack Dave Brandon upside the head with a bat and see how long he can avoid being hit by an OSU assistant coach as he runs onto the field in boat shoes.

3) Pin the headphones on Hoke…Players have to put headphones on a greased up Hoke. Winners get to push a button to send 40,000 Volts into the “earmuffs” and hear him stutter like he’s at a press conference.