M*chigan Man (Pictured to the Left)
Just look at the heathen. He's quite the porker. SMH (Shaking My Head). Enjoy it while you can - we'll roast him no matter where he goes, but he's living on borrowed time as the M*chigan head coach. At least we know Les Miles and Jim Harbaugh won't be coaching in Ann Arbor. Dave Brandon is already researching the Mountain West Conference coaches so he can poach the next up and comer. Rich Rod has reportedly turn down an offer to return to Ann Arbor as Hoke's successor.
Go Bucks - Roast Away