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Mock Headlines for VT game

FitzBuck's picture
September 3, 2014 at 7:10pm
39 Comments

I'm offering helmet stickers to any funny or clever Mock headlines for the VT game.  They can be pre or post game but they better be good.  

Ashtabula's picture

Winner, winner, turkey dinner!

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braneli's picture

"Barrett's confidence soars, torching VT for 562 yards through the air"

"You are confined only by the walls you build yourself."

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braneli's picture

I can hope, right?! :)

"You are confined only by the walls you build yourself."

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InTressITrust's picture

These are mock headlines not real ones

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

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braneli's picture

It's clear now that IT IS most definitely mock – sadly.

"You are confined only by the walls you build yourself."

bbb's picture

You just made my day. This man is a true hero

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Buckeyebrowny919's picture

Just spit my damn dinner out. Was not expecting him on this website

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

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sox33osu's picture

I didn't think it would be appropriate to type it out, so this was the best alternative.

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ponder10's picture

I'm not sure who he is... looks like -1 HS for me.

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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sox33osu's picture
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QueenCityBuckeye's picture

"OSU OL shows VT DL who their real Dadi is"

See what I did there??

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Ohio state struggles mightily with an unranked V.T. team after pulling away late for a 42-10 victory.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Buckeyebrowny919's picture

Probably the most accurate lol

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

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FitzBuck's picture

I said headlines not ESPN bottom line.  

Still loved this one.

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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AngryWoody's picture

"Buckeyes Teabag Hokies; Then Beat Them in Football"

Our Honor Defend!

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Bluke221's picture

Just Like Brady Hokie: OSU defense fattens up on young Tech offense in 31-7 rout.

"Statistics are like bikinis....they reveal a lot but not everything" -- Lou Pinella

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bethmowins's picture

"OSU struggles mightily through a 3 TD win in front of a record crowd. Face falling out of top 10."

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buckguyfan1's picture

Buckeye Speed Over Cooks Hokies.

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Buckeyes don't need refs, unlike their arch rival, to dispatch Virginia Tech

Class of 2010.

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TheShookster's picture

Hokus Pocus: Joe Thomas Football dazzles Va Tech with his magical QB play

(that's right. JOE THOMAS FOOTBALL > JOHNNY FOOTBALL)

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Youngbuck85's picture

"Ray Allen, Mike Miller both expected to visit  Ohio State after today's  announcement that Lebron would be in town" 

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airbuckeye's picture

VT come's into The Shoe looking for an UPSET but end up going home with only Hoggie's

45OH4IO's picture

Virginia "Tech"nical Foul! Buckeyes play too hard for Hokies.

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FitzBuck's picture

Ok I want to play too.  How about....

"Cock-gobbled: OSU D forces Hokies to swallow shutout"

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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northernchild's picture

"Buckeyes do hokey pokey, turn selves around. That's what it's all about."

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Buckeyebrowny919's picture

The Nuts prove to be too much for the Gobblers

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

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bgsubuckeye's picture

Hokies Stuffed By Ohio State

Clever right?

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Gobucks2204's picture

Several thousand fans arrested for repeated standing, as OSU narrowly defeats Virginia Tech 42-10.

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beamga's picture

"LeBron uses remaining football eligibility; provides yet another threat for Barrett on the outside."

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KBonay's picture

Show Me Your T.D.'s

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Buckeytrips's picture

SCUM coach Joke shows up at OSU game because he thought "The Hoagie's" were in town

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Seattle Linga's picture

ESPIN Headlines - Barrett leads the Buckeyes to a late TD drive to squeak by the Hokies 49 - 10. Should drop in polls!

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ponder10's picture

Hoke or Hokies, Doesn't Matter, Ohio State Dominates as Usual.

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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Mhennin2's picture

Turkeys lose nuts, then get beat by them

RunEddieRun1983's picture

We still have no idea what a HOKEY actually is, but the Buckeyes dominate, roll to second win of the season.

I don't always downvote, but I do always downvote a Michigan fan trolling the Buckeye boards.

Kid Buckeye's picture

Hokies caught in Buckeyes' speed trap.

FUqUespin's picture

Hokies Fail as Hoke also Falls - Buckeyes "Beamer"ing 34 - 16!