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Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

Qujo's picture
August 27, 2014 at 11:10pm
11 Comments

Gang, the season is finally upon us. Braxton is hurt, but our future is bright. All that said our beloved Buckeyes are going to take down the East and the B1G! However, as excited as we all are, I am curious if you are smarter than a 5th grader? Here are the questions to determine if you are smarter than a 5th grader:

1) Do you jump on ESPN and listen to Mark May expound on his hate for OSU? If so you are not smarter than a 5th grader!

2) Do you engage the conversation of Reece Davis on ESPN to decipher where our beloved Buckeyes rate amongst the top 10 programs? If so you are not smarter than a 5th grader.

3) Do you click on Fox Sports 1 Clay Travis links to see what he says about the Buckeyes? If so you are not smarter than a 5th grader!

4) Do you believe ESPN will ever value a B1G program or any non-SEC program in their commentary? If so you are not smarter than a 5th grader?

5) If you do not wish for Michigan or Michigan State to be undefeated when they play our beloved Buckeyes, you are not smarter than a 5th grader.

6) If you have options to be at the Shoe or stay home to watch the game, you better be smarter than a 5th grader.

7) if you think we go into East Lansing and not kick Michigan State arse, even without Braxton, you are not smarter than a 5th grader.

So, are you smarter than an SEC graduate, er 5th grader? 

InTressITrust's picture

I stopped reading after 4.  Have you heard about Stanford football?

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

+4 HS
Qujo's picture

Stanford, hmm. Ok that aligns with this conversation how?

"Tough times don't last, tough people do" - Gregory Peck

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InTressITrust's picture

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

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Seattle Linga's picture

Color me an idiot

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rosycheeks's picture

I'd much rather Michigan be winless when they play Ohio State. Not close.

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Byaaaahhh's picture

I may not be smarter than a 5th grader b/c I'd rather go to the Shoe than stay home. I remember this question being asked before and the majority said they'd stay home.

whiskeyjuice's picture

Can you repeat the question?

"Championships are not won on Saturdays in November. Championships are won on Tuesdays in August." -- Kerry Combs

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RubixTube's picture

what was the thing in the middle?

Never before in the history of man have lives less lived been more chronicled. - Dennis Miller

Jack Fu's picture

Can you spell Rece Davis's name correctly?

If not, you may not be smarter than a 5th grader.

-1 HS
DCBuckeye33's picture

1. I didn't need this chart to tell me im not smarter than a 5th grader. I already know im not

2. I have this argument all the time, but I hope Michigan loses every game they play for eternity. If we win em all, then it doesn't mean a thing what their record and our perceived difficulty in beating them is.

GO BUCKS