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Braxtisco

Mizzillion's picture
June 19, 2014 at 8:36am
26 Comments

So, I was marveling at the Brazilian Futbolers fancy, one word nicknames this morning.  I've always thought they were pretty cool, but I digress.  Anyway, by happenstance, I stumbled upon this Brazilian Nickname Generator during my morning net-surfing.  So, of course, I tried it out.  I started entering Ohio State related names in there.  

My favorite:  Braxtisco  (Braxton Miller)

Btw, I'm not too certain Jim Tressel will be switching to his Brazilian nickname (Jildo) anytime soon.  lol

 

Hovenaut's picture

Nainho?

Wtf...guess my jersey wouldn't be a big seller, lol.

Good find, Miz.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

+3 HS
YTOWNBUCKI's picture

Nainho, Hove?  Is that pronounced like Naw-I-Ain't-A-Ho?  If so, I'd say that's badass and your jersey would fly off the shelves because, simply put, I ain't no ho.

EDIT: Perhaps I'm reaching here because that was funnier in my head than when I read it.  Oh well.

+2 HS
Hovenaut's picture

At first glance I read Nah, I need a ho...

The wife loves my 11W participation.
 

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

+3 HS
BuckminsterFullback's picture

My favorite:  Braxtisco  (Braxton Miller)

Ooh, that's fun to say!

+1 HS
BierStube's picture

Stubauro ... makes me sound like a goofy pizza place in an airport!

Nahhh .. I will keep the tried and true!

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

+3 HS
OSUStu's picture

Well...I think it sounds like a great pizza place!

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Mizzillion's picture

I bet if LaQuinton Ross was a Brazilian basketballer, he'd have no trouble getting an endorsement deal, considering his Brazilian nickname is Laquinta.

 

DannyBeane's picture

I think I win. My nickname is Dildo. I think this is about the funniest possible response. You have been beaten BY THE DILDO! Yeah The Dildo really penetrated their defenses! http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.php?fname=Danny&sname=...

+9 HS
OSUStu's picture

Stuson...

...reminds me of Steensn.  Now, enough with the scantily clad lady gifs!

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

+3 HS
AndyVance's picture

...or, you could be the anti-Steensn, and encourage the deployment of scantily-clad girl gifs....

+2 HS
OSUStu's picture

Done!!  Scantily clad girl gifs please!  (With respect to our female community members and my mother, I am just kidding.)

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

+1 HS
dubjayfootball90's picture

Well, mine would be Rildo... (or Rosa if I put the 'y' at the end of my name). Tressel's gave me a good laugh, though.

Good find.

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

Jason Priestas's picture

Good ol' Jildo. He owned Michigan.

Norwalk's picture

FWIW, if you enter James instead of Jim you get Jamaldo. I got Jildo too after entering Jeff, It changed when I entered Jeffrey.

UFest57's picture

Lahiano #9...sounds suave. I'll take it. 

Chief B1G Dump's picture

Good find.

Mine was Chia...and I aint no pet.

MN Buckeye's picture

Thanks for sharing, Mizz. But you have too much time on your hands!

+1 HS
Remy's picture

Remy = Rinho No. 7. Just doesn't have the possibilities of Danny Beane's Dildo-
"Dildo prefers to play on a wet field."
"What a fine header by Dildo."
"Look at the fancy moves by Dildo, first he moves slow then fast."
"Dildo knows how to find the goal."

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later." ~ Mitch Hedberg

+4 HS
Findog5's picture

Finnisco!  I likes it!  3 of my daughters play soccer and they will be Finnisco 1,2 & 3

NCFinn

DJ Byrnes's picture

everybody call me Byrninhosa now.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

AndyVance's picture

I got Vanceinhosa. That must be the default or something.

Groveport Heisman's picture

Bakauro

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

Oyster's picture

Mine just comes back as Chief, which is what I would expect it to be.

+1 HS
Silver Bullet 10's picture

Ezekiel Elliott = Elliandro Peres

Joey Bosa = Bosando

Adolphus Washington = Adolphio

Urban Meyer = Urbildo

Demetrius Knox = Demetria

Raekwon McMillan = McMillinho

Vonn Bell = Vimo

Curtis Samuel = Curtson

Dontre Wilson = Wilsinhosa Santos

Tyvis Powell = Powaldo

Devin Smith = Devildo

Evan Spencer = Spencinho

Rod Smith = Sm�o

Roderick Smith = Roderisco

Damon Webb = Waldo

Brady Hoke = Hokauro

 

+2 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

WOW SIlver Bullet you really put some thought into those - nice job