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If OSU Football Coaches Were Cars

Ahh Saturday's picture
March 13, 2014 at 2:12pm
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Yes, it is a long off-season.

Woody Hayes -- '67 Cadillac Eldorado Coupe.  Classic, Badass American Luxury.  One of the best cars ever made.

Earl Bruce -- '84 Lincoln Continental.  You bought it because you wanted the Caddy, but really it was just a Ford Taurus.  Sure, it was comfortable, but it was always a compromise.

John Cooper -- '97 Jaguar XJS.  Of course it had to be an import, right?  Looks great in the driveway, and pretty fun to drive, but just wait, the breakdown is coming.

Jim Tressel -- '70 Chevy Chevelle.  A throw back.  Not as flashy as some of its muscle car cousins, but an absolute horsepower monster.  Just don't try to make a turn.  You can just picture JT with a fresh-pressed flannel shirt tucked into his khakis getting to work under the hood on a crisp fall Sunday.

Luke Fickell -- 1998 Geo Tracker.  Weak, bouncy, and likely to roll over at any minute.  Sorry Luke.

Urban Meyer.  -- Year and model TBD.  It looks pretty sporty under the tarp.  I'm hoping it's a Ferrari.

 

BUCKI06's picture

Jim Bollman - Toyota Previa

"As long as we're keeping score, we're gonna try to win this thing." - UFM

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DJ Byrnes's picture

Shut it down. Nobody is topping Deadly Nuts.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

Go1Bucks's picture

Friggin Priceless.

Go Bucks!

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BierStube's picture

Lane Kiffin ... 74 ford pinto .. nobody really wants one .. and one good shot and it blows up!

I figured we could open this up to all college football coaches for more fun.

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture
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Deadly Nuts's picture

Brady Hoke

 

LEBRON

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Hovenaut's picture

Bobby Petrino is not eligible here.

Bert eschews cars altogether...

 

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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KBonay's picture

Mr and Mrs #Karma

 

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brandonbauer87's picture

Urban has to be something more agressive than a Ferrari. He's more the sledgehammer type. Something with less frills and more attitude. Maybe some sort of Lamborghini. 

 

 

 

BuckeyeJ's picture

Good pick. Prob have to stay away from the Countach. It was a balls to the wall no frills. I would say the Aventador

Deadly Nuts's picture

[Edit] Wrong Thread

LEBRON

Go1Bucks's picture

Who's the Uboat Commander?!

(someone with gif ability can supply pic, where is my drag and drop damnit)

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Go1Bucks's picture

Great thread

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Go1Bucks's picture

Grr DblPst.

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KBonay's picture
Steve Spurrier: seems to be all things awesome but reality is he's meh. 

 

 

 

Seattle Linga's picture

Lane Kiffin's ride 

 

hit_the_couch's picture

That '70 Chevelle Tressel model better be a damn LS6 454.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!