PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
C'mon- let me hear your thoughts!
I'd like to see him come back to the B1G, maybe Illinois?
How about a Pizza Hut delivery driver in champagne?
Badgers next head coach. That is if USC is smart and offers Gary Andersen.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
I'm pretty sure Bert has already burned the Wisky bridge. #karma
bert will never work again after this. the beatdowns he will receive over the next few seasons (if he lasts that long) will haunt his dreams and he will lay in a gravy induced stupor outside of golden corrall, his wife will leave him and run away with bobby petrino, and his parents will deny any knowledge of the one they call bert.
He looks like a "M*chigan Man"
"Because I couldn't go for 3"
It was so so stupid of him to leave Wisconsin. He will be out of Arkansas in 3 or 4 years.
More like 2.
Maybe if Ferentz gets fired he'll go to Iowa -- that's his alma mater.
My guess is that Arkansas will give him at least 3 years. The program was in shambles after Petrino wrecked his motorcycle with his girlfriend and then they hired John L Smith to lose games. They'll give him a chance to ruin things on his own with his own recruits before they send him on his way.
The Hog fans will FOIA Bert's performance evaluation after this disasterous season.
Pie eating contests.
I wasn't born a Buckeye but I became one as fast as I could.
no way anyone trusts bert to actually deliver the pizza
2years max @ Arkansas
I dunno...what the hell was he thinking?
He could be a Big and Tall model.
He can pose as the Arkansas mascot....doesnt even need the costume
Because we couldn't go for three!!!
Well, he met his wife in a Las Vegas casino. Maybe he'll become a dealer. Pig-sooie!!!
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.
It's gonna be Iowa. They'll dump Kirk in 3-4 years, Hogs will dump Bert in that time, and Iowa, being the dumpster fire it is will hire that idiot.
He looks like he'd be a good used car salesman.
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