During last week's game it came to my attention that Gene Smith issued a letter to all the season ticket holders trying to persuade them to abolish the practice of chanting "Rip His F*cking Head Off" after the kick off. I respect Smith's efforts to class up game day and as part of that effort I humbly submit the following much classier phrase as it's replacement: "Decapitate that Gentleman". It even has a similar rhythm to the older chant. Thoughts?
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*EDIT* I guess I should have made it clear that I really don't have a problem with the current chant. My buddies I was sitting with mentioned about the higher ups wanting to class up the current one so I came up with my suggestion off the cuff.