Dear UCF Knights,
First off, I'd like to congratulate you on what should be considered a pretty great season thus far. You've pulled off some pretty impressive wins, and I think I speak for a lot of Buckeye fans when I say, we knew you had it in you. The truth is you guys came to Columbus last year and gave our Bucks a hell of a game, and impressed the fan base in the process, so we all knew you had potential.
That brings me to the business at hand. In Louisville there is a young man by the name of Theodore Bridgewater. He's a quarterback, you may have heard of him at some point? Yeah I assume you did because the hype train is rolling down his tracks at 600mph and even though he hasn't had to play a single defense that matters on the national radar, he's being touted as the next great... well, everything. I'm not for deminishing accomplishments of a student athlete, but let's be honest, this guy plays for the Louisville Cardinals. His toughest opponent this season will undoubtedly be either your team (underrated on the national scene IMO), or Rutgers who they already dispatched of.
What I'm getting at is, could you do all of us in the real world a favor and go to Louisville and smack them in the mouth and send them plummeting in the rankings? You guys were so close against South Carolina. You almost put the Clowney hype to rest and beat a top 15 team in the process. Now is an opportunity to redeem yourselves and put UCF on the map for the rest of the season. Just go in, shut down Bridgewater, and the rest of the Cardinals will follow suit.
Your attention in this matter is greatly appreciated...
College football fans all over.