PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Just in case anyone missed the South Carolina vs Arkansas score.....
Thought it was Bert's pants size.
I'm assuming he's incredibly short.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Ha!! Suck it Bert!!
Thanks for posting, hadn't seen that yet.
Awesome job, Bert! Way to have your team prepared!
If I'm not mistaken SC scored in every phase (watched too many different games!).
Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.
"GIMMIE THAT BEAT FOOL!!! IT'S A FULL TIME JACK MOVE" Ice Cube jack for beats..
I clicked on your profile to see your avatar pic. Just so you know, the clarett strip in the title game was the 2002 season (game was played in jan 2003), not 2001.
I did the same thing on my profile 2 years ago and had to change the year...
Ark Pigs with the failchoice of prominence since RichRod...
Don't like Bert, but would have liked an Arkansas win better.
Insert witty remark
Spurrier is great for college football. He has given us more 1-liners than the rest of the coaches combined.
Spurrier quotes from SDS:
On Tennessee and the Citrus Bowl… “You can’t spell Citrus without UT”
After being asked if he thought Florida would beat Georgia… ”Is Ray Goff still coaching there?”
“I know why Peyton came back for his senior year: he wanted to be a three-time Citrus Bowl MVP”
“In 12 years at Florida, I don’t think we ever signed a kid from the state of Alabama…Of course, we found out later that the scholarships they were giving out at Alabama were worth a whole lot more than ours.”
In response to an Auburn dorm fire that burned books… ”but the real tragedy was that fifteen hadn’t been colored yet.”
“You know what FSU stands for, don’t you? Free Shoes University”
On Georgia recruiting… “Why is it that during recruiting season they sign all the great players, but when it comes time to play the game, we have all the great players? I don’t understand that. What happens to them?”
On playing Georgia the second week of the season… “I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Seeing Burt get violated by the other SEC teams is a hobby of mine this year. Can't wait to see what Saban has in store form him next week!! If he wins 2 more games this year I will be shocked. Doubt if he will be bowl eligible. Probably means his wife "Sweet Dee" will spend the offseason pole dancing in Vegas.
I think we share the same hobby!!!!!
I watched a lot of this game. Arkansas is BAD. They scored easily on their opening drive and then couldn't do anything the rest of the game.
Karma certainly is a B.... For Bert and his wife.
You gotta wonder what is going through Jermaine Eleumenor's head right now after seeing the midway point of Arkansas, Ohio State, and UCLA.
Good point Adam - a lot of second guessing - shoulda woulda coulda's
Making up for the accidental DV. Sorry Seattle
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
Gets what he deserves. #karma
The best part about all this is that the karma is likely to continue.
Next Saturday night in Tuscaloosa.
Enjoy Alabama, Bert.
When Jen mounts Bert to wipe his sorrows away, is that considered going hogging?
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