I took a poll of my butt cheeks and by a two to zip vote they said we're better than Clemson.
You know the strange thing? The Cplunk butt cheek poll has exactly as much effect on national championship selection as the AP poll.
Downvote me for how I said it all you want, but I have to read one more post about the AP poll then I am going to start punching random people in the face.
STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THE AP POLL. It doesn't matter. At all. Stop even looking at it. Just stop.