I know this is not football related and a little of topic but i thought it was kinds funny and thought i would share it for a laugh in case someone is having a bad day today.
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother responds, Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?