PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Just could not resist....
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Jen Beilema has to have been a crack whore in a past life! Talk about your karma!
reminds me of a simple joke,
A really awful lawyer dies and goes to hell where he meets the devil. The devil says "for what you have done in your life you will remain in hell for eternity. follow me to the last place you will remain forever." As the lawyer follows the devil he can't help buy see others in eternal damnation, especially this specific one where a grotesquely ugly man is sitting in a hottub naked with the most beautiful woman the lawyer has ever seen, having sex. The lawyer can't help but ask, "do I get to be punished like that guy?"
The devil abruptly turns around and yells at the lawyer, "DO NOT QUESTION HER PUNISHMENT!"
(Jen is paying, bigtime!)
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
Was on a conference call with our company attorneys when I read your joke and started laughing....+1
"To crush the Wolverines, to see them driven from their stadium, and to hear the lamentation of their fans" Conan the Barbarian (paraphrased) on "what is best in life."
sorry, should have said NSFW. :)
Good one Squirrel. +1.
It's amazing what a few Benjamin's can still buy.
makes you wonder if Mike Judge knew Bert a long time ago. damn that is a spitting image.
holy crap that's amazing
That's crazy! Looks just like him!!
I don't see what's so great about two mirror images.
That's not very nice. Sooooooooooooeeeeeeeeee!
Not sure about the other gents on this site but I'm always in great internal conflict when I see a picture of Jen Bielma (especially in a bathing suit)....I really can't stand her but, there is a certain part of me thinks that she looks absolutely hot.
“The minute we stop expecting greatness from our football program, we become Wisconsin.” Craig Krenzel
Very true I'd *edited for content* her.
Then on top of it, place a picture of her in the teenie weenie bikini next to Jabba the Bert, you learn the road between excitement and disgust isn't such a long road!! LOL!
No doubt. She's very attractive. But the fact that you see her with a complete (rich) douche like Bert screams "GoldDigger". At least to me anyway.
I ain't sayin she a gold digger..... but she ain't messin with no broke "400lbs white guy with a bad attitude." .... and you thought I was racist.
I'll say it because I am anti-PC: She's a gold digger.
You seriouly effing think she marred Bert for his looks?
No, it's his charm and loyalty
But he looks so much thinner when he stands on his W-2
I love the absolute brutality of you guys
I can't even bring myself to say the M word
Think you could throw in Petrino as Salacious Crumb?
Gonna have to think about how to do it...but after a few beers inspiration could strike like a bolt of lightning
That cartoon pic in the middle at the top of the thread is priceless.
Now you just need to add Les Miles as that annoying little parasite guy that lived on Jabba the Hutt and was always screeching in laughter....
See Above: Salacious Crumb
Oh my my....... nice work
#10 says: "Hey, right nut"
#72 says: "Hey, left nut"
anyone wanna finish?
"Look at the penis in between us"
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