Why is everyone so morose around here? Some people may say the B1G is super tough, but I look at the sked going forward and I only see games that on paper we should easily win. We have had trouble with Purdue/Indiana/Illinois in the past, but 99 times out of 100 we get by because they suck.
Also, can we stop the pessimistic attitude that we are destined to drop at least one or two games somewhere down the line? I think we can have our cake and eat it too. I think we can go undefeated, and I spend more time worrying if I will wet the bed before I'm 60 than I do about any specific B1G opponent. Yes, we have a young defense and all, but if we keep being Negative Nancies and Debbie Downers we'll just get worry warts, which look and feel like the clap. Let's be Chipper Charlies instead, mkay?
I am not trying to hurt anyone's feelings, but I just think we need to stop walking around like Mr. Poopy Pants. Because THIS IS A GOLDEN AGE OF OHIO STATE FOOTBALL. Let's enjoy the ride, because we may never experience success like this again in our lifetimes.
Also, screw the AP voters. If we go 13-0 and get left out of the natty championship the universe will ensure that each voter eats a bag of moistened donkey balls one day, cosmically speaking. #karma.