My wife and I were discussing funny stories from our history together. When I mentioned that I'd included a story about something she did on a post on here she cheered and said "I made 11W... Woo Hoo!!" While there was sarcasm involved, she was genuinely pleased that I'd been thinking of here while on this site (where I spend a lot of time). So, she thought I should share a couple of "how I ended up in the doghouse stories" and then see who else is willing to volunteer similar humor.
The first was when we were in college and were being, well, intimate. I just happened to get caught watching a game over her shoulder in the middle of it. Needless to say, she was not pleased.
The second was on our wedding day. I actually was smart enough to get permission, but myself, my best man (we both played for DeSales), and my stepfather went down to Massillon and watched the state title game. In 1996, Columbus DeSales lost to Cleveland Benedictine 14 to 3 at Paul Brown Stadium. The good news was we still had the wedding that evening (yes we made it back with time to spare). The bad news was we'd taken our van which also had all the decorations for the reception in the back (unknown to us). I had a group of women, including my mother and mother-in-law, who were not pleased when we finally returned.
There you have it, a little weekend humor as we pass the final days before the season starts up again.