PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
**It won't happen**
If Michigan were to beat OSU twice this season...Would your thoughts on Urban change? If so, how.
Can I get the number for the suicide hotline instead?
Well....they (pundits) said 2014 would be the year OSU cashes in.
But that reasoning is last ditch, buried deep in the rationale file cabinet...re: scenarios, worst possible.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
I literally think that all hell must break loose for this to happen. So, no, my thoughts on Urban would not change because I would be chilling with these guys:
Don't think it will happen. I still believe scUM is 2-3 years away from competing with us. Oh... And a new head coach away too. Their defense will be ok this year, but I can't see their offense being very good.
What is this based on? Michigan should be much improved from last year, not that Ohio State isn't better at this moment, but a lot of people on here are a little over confident heading up north. And how is Michigan not competing with us right now? Last 2 years 6 point UM win and 5 point Ohio State win.
"You'll be proud of our young people in the classroom, in the community, and most especially in 310 days in Ann Arbor, Michigan on the football field."
Michigan will be decent, and I'm definitely nervous playing them at the big house, but I think Gardner is overrated (he hasn't played qb much and he piled up his stats against awful defenses) and they don't have any gamechangers on offense ( I don't count Derrick Green yet, although by the end of the season I might be eating my words). Add losing their best defensive player for the year and Hoke's recruits still being underclassman, and I don't see scUM being great next season.
I just don't see it happening. I think it could be possible for 1 lose but both times, no way. Urban would not allow that to happen at all. Not in the 1 year it is possible to lose twice.
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
What if, I'm just saying, what if Urban Meyer actually pulled the trigger instead of Hernandez... Would your thoughts on Urban change? If so, how?
What if he only disposed of the evidence... Would he still be an elite college coach... and do these jeans make my ass look fat??
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Hmmm, if he looked but didn't touch I'd say he's above Nicky S... But if he touched the body at all he goes down a notch. IF he hid the body, then he's barely better than Tressel,who lets be honest might as well slaughtered a whole town right?
**IF, and I mean IF, a woodchuck could chuck wood... seriously IF... How much could he chuck? Completely hypothetical... Don't think they can chuck wood, but I just wanted to ask ya know?
If he could chuck a lot, do you think that means May wears women's underwear twice a week or everyday. That's not really a hypothetical since its true... But hypothetically are by connected?
Ok. If he touched the body and the Buckeyes beat scUM with a last second field goal, but only win by a point, would you still have his picture hanging over the bar in the basement. Hypothetically, I could have a run on sentence last forever if a run on sentence could run on. There are rumors that a farmer from Shelby county has a woodchuck that can chuck a cord of wood a day. The farmer pins up a photo of Mark May wearing womens underwear and the woodchuck chucks wood at it for hours.
he Chucks Wood at May...or does he CHARLES WOODson at him?
or does the chipmunk simply have a Woody for May?
no Cajun..your ass doesnt look fat in those stretch pants
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
If it looks fat all the time, does the fact he is wearing stretchy pants matter?
Those are my skinny jeans, but it's all hypothetical, right?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
What if Urban had taken the Michigan job instead of Hoke?
Then the prediction above might actually come true.
Yes because my assumption is that we will beat them 2x next year. The bar is very high for Urban because he set the bar so high which is why I love him so much.
In honor of Coop's 76th Birthday, "If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas".
MODS PLEASE DELETE THREAD.
"What is your major malfunction, numb nuts ?"
"You forget your f!ckin' name?"
Go easy Leonard.
Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f**king effort to get to the top of the f**king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
"The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
That was one of my personal favorites:-)
"I want a hungry team. I want a team that can't wait to get out there. I want an angry team! You're the Ohio State Buckeyes. You're an angry football team. You're a hungry football team and I'm proud to be your coach." UFM
"I'm going to tear your balls off.... so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."!
Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.
Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts private Pyle?!
It could happen. We both have good teams and it could come down to something like a couple bad calls. My opinions of him wouldn't necessarily change. He is still one of the best coaches in the nation regardless.
What if today was your last day?
Ooo yes. Nickelback!
Insert witty remark
I would go out on the field and tackle a TSUN player myself before that would happen.
Class of 2010.
Even IF this were to happen, assuming we were undefeated going into it, Uban's record would still be 127-25.....pretty dumb to change your opinion of a coach with one of most elite winning percentages in cfb history over one season.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
I would feel sorry for him. Coop never did that, but I bet he could have found a way to do so.
Over/Under on the amount of GIFs in this thread compared to Kyle Trout being the 14th committ.... Go.
It might. However, this is a question that we will never have to ponder while Urban Meyer is our head coach. Scum will never beat us twice in a season. I could see them possibly winning once(although I doubt it) but there is no way that Meyer is going to allow for us to lose to them twice in a season.
Come on this guy shouldn't be at -17 votes. It was a harmless hypothetical question. +1
Hypothetically, IF you upvoted it would it still be at -17? Hypothetically speaking of course...
First you register with 11W and then you ask this question and don't reply back to anyone comments or offer your own opinion. Something smells fishy.
Say it isn't troll so!!
He probably isn't a troll man he probably just likes the Buckeyes and wrote something stupid and lost 17 points. It's nowhere near the 153 points I lost last Saturday but it does happen and he should not be immediately judged for weird/obtuse comments. I just watched the Shawshank Redemption. Obtuse lol.
However I would NEVER IN ONE MILLION YEARS pose this question. This sounds to my ears like somebody calling my mother or girlfriend a derogatory name while pooping loudly in an echoey public bathroom.
Alright Alright fair enough. But 303.. what happened last Saturday dude? I watched the meltdown happen and I've gotta say I was left very confused.
The thing is I wasn't "melting down" or "losing it". I was literally typing words that rhymed in my head into this site. I understand that this isn't the forum for that and most of the stuff I said was retarded or offensive, but it's not like I was doing something ridiculous like saying I was getting rid of my OSU stuff and buying a f***ing Desmond Howard jersey. Although, from the reactions you would totally think i said that.
The kicker is that no matter what I say from now on, and I could say something brilliant as hell or literally share the cure for AIDS on this site, there will be a group of people who follow me around downvoting everything I say. Same concept as groupies following a band everywhere just to get shafted in the end (pun intended). Would you waste your time doing that? I know I wouldn't. Bring on the downvotes :-/
I'm certainly not going to follow you around and down vote you, but think about what you said:
"I literally typed things that rhymed onto this site."
Literally you typed things that didn't make sense and had no bearing to the conversation r topic, which is why you got downvoted heavily. Worst part you kept on doing it and trying to defend it my doing it more and saying some pretty rude stuff. Just own it, move on, and NEVER do it again and you'll be fine.
Yep. Launch must be a wolver weanie who has a wet dream he wants to share with his fellow weanies. I dont think we gave the poor critter what he was hoping for. Haha.
We are so insulated by this amazing confidence, and for once, it is justified!
Looks as though this whole 11W thing didn't go so well for Launch....
Hove and Skid, that is some funny $hi+!!
Agreed. This is funny.
Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad.
I laughed at this for like 10 min +1
perfect response to this thread
^ best post ever ^
The things I would do to take back reading this post!...
You should get the BANHAMMER for even asking this question!
"Because I couldn't go for 3"
well if my Aunt had a d@ck, she would be my uncle?
trolls gonna troll
Luckily there will be an army of downvoters with itchy trigger fingers prepared to set them straight.
Luckily I was just approved for my Concealed Down Voting License.
For those negative voting because of a hypothetical and unlikely, but possible scenario, that's on you. I would say the chances of Michigan even making it to the BTC are slim because of their schedule.
I remember the first time I saw him on ESPN College Gameday and they were doing an interview with him, when he was at Utah. As he was talking I just kept thinking that this guy is going to be one of he greatest recruiters in the country once he leaves Utah. My opinion wouldn't change if they lost twice. Urban is a proven winner and has the rings to back it up.
Can we stop responding so this thread just goes away? Starting .... Now!
Eh, just more deserved downvote opps for Launch.
Sorry Launch, but...
Hopefully the Bucks will beat the scUm once, then get a good Nebraska or MSU team in the B1G Championship... to boost the schedule strength in the event that there are more than 2 teams who can claim the right to play in the BCS Championship. Beating the scUm twice would be fun, but probably not best for making the NCG.
Yeah beat 11-0 UM once and play an 11-1 Nebraska for the B1G. After which, OSU beats Bama for the MNC and Braska plays Oregon in the Rose Bowl and loses 77-13
"As long as we're keeping score, we're gonna try to win this thing." - UFM
... starting .... now!
Beam me up, Scotty.
Have you ever played the quiet game?
Pain of Discipline
Pain of Regret
Take Your Pick
Thats never going to happen and ill tell you why. 1 Urban is no John Cooper with the headlights. 2 Brady the pokey man is not even the coach that John Cooper was. I mean the man has never won a division Title anywhere he as ever coached at to date. The man up untill he ended up at that team we do not speak of had a win/ lose where the he had a few more lose's than he did wins.
Lets not forget here this is the second time TTUN had to settle for their 3 pick twice now even though the TTUN fans will preach another tune to fullfill their dreams it never happened that way. But lets face this it we live in the real world not in TTUN Never Never Land and their Peter Pan fantasy island coach . Who they hope is their white knight come to save them the big bad tOSU that most have in their minds had to of cheated to get thier number for the last decade.
I know a lot of people defend scUM and say the academics and history is a big draw for recruits but I just don't see it. I have NO idea why any recruit would want to play for Hoke. Unless he has a mid-major schedule he doesn't win. If you have an OSU degree and are a football alum you can write your own ticket in Ohio and make major money. I just would never see the attraction of scUM. Correct me if I'm wrong here but he has lost every game against major competition. And for the record I don't consider Va. Tech major competition.
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