PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Blamed on Urban in 3, 2, 1 ..........
He also caused that train wreck in Spain because it's all about speed.
Well, if only Urban had been a better mentor and emphasized more maturity and cared less about winning at all costs, this wouldn't have happened. You can't hold any NFL team's training regimen at fault for an injury sustained after college.
I pretty sure climate change is Urban's Fault too.
Heated up some stuffed mushroom caps from last night. Put one in my mouth and it was too hot and I burnt my tongue. #urbansfault
What a great new blog idea...
THINGS THAT ARE URBAN MEYER'S FAULT:
1) Dinosaur extinction.
2) Abraham Lincoln assasination.
3) Rosie O'Donnell.
and so on...
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
Add to the list:
Star Wars Episode 1
Those annoying ads you can't avoid before watching a video online.
That gunk that forms in the corner of your eyes when you sleep.
Our honor defend we will fight to the end for Ohio..
...and, Michigan's inability to win The Game in 15 (or more) years
she wears underwear with d!(k holes in 'em
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
Simpsons did it.
Florida never being average 15 years from today because Urban left the cupboard empty!
"I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault."
It is Urban's fault, Percy's hip doesn't lie.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
If the Hip is slipped, you must acquit.
I'm not supposed to say anything but let's just say that Urban's nickname could be "Hanging Chad"!
If GW finds out, you didn't hear it from me!
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
I blame Urban for the Kardashians.
Urban causes earthquakes, not plate tectonics #UrbansFault
urban told Kramer to put the balm on
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