PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
First ever "offensive weapon" in NFL history.
Funny. That's same thing they call Brady Hoke when he breaks wind (like he's doing in this photo).
I have images of Fat Bastard in my head now from Goldmember. Which was on IFC last night so the scene is 'fresh' in my mind.
You sir, are pure genius.
I see a resemblance...
Pain is temporary...pride is forever!
Oh crap, the Jaguars are making use of weaponized weasel
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I was really hoping the position was going to be left out
Jax also considered:
AP - Arm Punter & SH - September Heisman
SH could also stand for Short Hop
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
CE - Cereal Eater
Class of 2010.
Okay I laughed at this one +1
Primary duties include holding clipboards, catching warmup throws with the QB's, and making sure the special teams units have the proper number of players on the field.
Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.
Is this the same organization who recently listed a player's reason for injury as "cancer"? Along side such maladies as the flu and high ankle sprain? Or listing Tom Brady as "questionable" for every game ever?
I would applaud this if they had listed him as "offensive weapon in college against teams with a losing record, but now we don't know what to call him."
Pain of Discipline
Pain of Regret
Take Your Pick
I could see them dressing him up in a giant chicken suit and the other players have run around and catch him.......like Rocky
That will probably be the best way to utilize his "talents"
^ best post ever ^
We need speed. Speed is what we need. Greasy, fast speed. Quack, Quack, Quack.
All kidding aside, I am actually pretty interested in seeing how they use Denard and how he performs in the NFL.
I'm surprised they didn't go with the "Denard Robinson position". You know, the Denard Harvin Robinson position.
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
Didn't McCluster call himself an "offensive weapon" when asked what position he plays a few years ago?
When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
Yes he did say that.
He is special and multi-talented.
Will arm punting be involved with this title?
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
so the NFL now has a DH position...surprised it too them this long.
If he continues to spoon feed himself with regularity maybe he can grow into an offensive linemen
Are they sure they didn't mean to say he will be an "Offensive" weapon? As in, he doesn't wear deodorant and he tells offensive jokes.
"Tell me if you heard this one, a rabbi, a priest and a ..."
Not too hard to see, he was not much of a QB, but he could run pretty good, and I am not sure how good his catching is, but return man is not hard to see him doing well in.
Is this Denard's OW position they're referring to?
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
They probably meant offensive tool.
OW? Ok, his never gets old so pile on. I'll start. Occasional Winner
As in 1-3.
When the Arm Punter graduated I thought I was finally rid of him.........and then the Jags draft him and now I have to hear about him on the evening news here in Jacksonville!
DAMN YOU DENARD!
"Because I couldn't go for 3"
As in Whoopie Golberg.
As in ... Who lives I a shoe ... Without laces
Oh Wait ... Heismans aren't awarded in September.
"No, you're our new offensive weapon."
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Look, no hands ... Ta da!
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