PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Have fun at Arkansas Bert....
Holy shit, I have no idea how to describe how funny this is. Made my week!
Must not have watched Wisconsin in bowl games under Bert. He's out of Arkansas in 3-4 years.
I was literally crying when I saw this I was laughing so hard.
So disturbing, yet so funny. At first I just thought she had a pig-like nose, but then I realized she taped her nostrils back, which is apparently normal.
It sounds like she says "Brad Beelima" at the beginning.
She reminds me of a motivation speaker being held hostage, forced to perform this bizarre karaoke song.
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
Yeah, I'd be singing for joy to if my previous coach was John L Smith and we got someone new! Woooo Pig Sooe
Insert witty remark
Out f@cking standing.
I bet Bert watches this every morning.
If you are from Ohio, I am going to have to ask you to refrain from cursing. Otherwise, carry on.
You are probably right. I heard he got her phone number and he leaves her a voicemail every morning singing pig souieeee
The next American Idol
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
She should be in that MSU kid's rap video
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Subject's name is Bert, please moderate topic title
The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...
What I'm thinking in my mind watching this ...
That was painful.
Mickey Dolenz just swallowed his own vomit...
Hey, I know who that is; she's the one that defended Bobby Petrino with those now infamous words "let him live!!". I always wondered what she looked like. She does know that Bielema cries like a girl on the football field right?
Wow. Probably the most disturbing video on the net these days. I guarantee she gives a helluva reach-around though.
I'm just happy to be here
It'll really be interesting to see how Bert does down there. While I hope he beats Alabama, I hope he gets his a$$ kicked overall down there. :)
In espanol: El Horrible!
All week long, Meyer preached to his team that he wouldn't pity Buffalo (4--8 in 2012). "I didn't schedule this game," he insisted. "I'm not going to feel bad for them."
I don't know, I bet it sounds better en Espanol.
OH MY GOD IT'S THE SAME PERSON FROM LAST SEPTEMBER!
Haha yep. It's not the first time I've seen this lady make a video. The other one I saw was after they lost to ULM in their season opener I believe. She was still very optimistic despite that embarrassment so I have to give her credit for that. I showed this video to my 12 year old brother and he goes "Is that lady drunk?" Haha.
Intoxication is exactly what came to my mind as well. The SEC fanbase is a reality show in itself.
Also, one of my favorite parts about her video is how well she plays the character. She's got the hog head and she even tapes her nose up to look like she has hog nostrils!
Won't take much to get her on the back of his motorcycle.
This lady is pure gold!! Check her out on youtube, she has a crap ton of videos and just about all of them are classics lol.
Haha check out this video!
Our Honor Defend!
I bursted out laughing starting up one of the videos then looking @ this .gif. Hahaha.
I find it more scary than funny
This is what their government officials do in their spare time.
No Arkansas biggest fan is Dixie in Nashville. When I drive through Nashville she always on the sports radio. She always say things like all you bimbos stay home you don't know football rules. The only reason you at the game is to get some strange meat. She hilarious she knows football the kind of women I want .
I had to make this. Enjoy.
LOL! Wish I could up vote more than once
I couldn't press stop fast enough. WOW!
"I want a hungry team. I want a team that can't wait to get out there. I want an angry team! You're the Ohio State Buckeyes. You're an angry football team. You're a hungry football team and I'm proud to be your coach." UFM
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
When it comes to chicks and sports, there is the 'something about Mary' type and this, the 'something about Scary' type.
one of my favorite parts: "WHOOOO! I'm a believer in Jeff Long! because he got us a GRRReat football coach"
hmmm & wow
Brent Musberger: "You are looking live at the Fayetteville Home For The Mentally Disturbed".....take it away Lizhoney!!!!"
I dunno, after further review --- I think I'd get weird with her. I think she has quasi-hot potential if she'd untape her nose and promise to not talk too much.
This, of course, would have to be assuming she has not touched Bert.
If she did something with Bert, then I wouldn't get near her. Don't want that stupid swine flu again.
Oh whatevz, if I met her at a bar, I'd have to have a few drinks, get weird, then absolutely leave her the wrong #. It's a fun trick to leave a girl your friend's number. A few days later your friend keeps saying some strange, clingy girl keeps texting and calling him. But, you act dumbfounded, saying "...hmm, that's strange Chris. I don't know who that could possibly be. Weird bro." Then you laugh about it to yourself on the way home your car.
We need to all come to a consensus that this man is BERT's new biggest fan:
I'll have what she's having... wait, no. I'll just take a coffee and the check. K. Thanks, bye.
Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...
I'm sure this is exactly what Neil Diamond had in mind when he wrote that song.
Sometimes I feel bad when I accuse some SEC fans of swimming in a shallow gene pool. Then this happens and I don't feel so bad anymore.
wow, again wow
Sounds like she just drank the entire box of wine.
As a person who has consumed an entire box of wine, let me tell you it doesn't end well.
Did someone say Sooie???
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