Who would win..

By AirForceNUT -13 February 2013
37 Comments
- Football

In a fight between Woody Hayes and Kerry Coombs?

LouGroza on 13 Feb 2013 - 1:17pm #

Woody was one tough SOB that would be my input. I have nothing beyond that.

NoVA Buckeye on 13 Feb 2013 - 1:21pm #

ESPN. They would have a field day with that headline.

"I like to kick Michigan's ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

ODEEZ330 on 13 Feb 2013 - 1:30pm #

Woody!! We know he will punch some one and he's the toughest sob this side of the rattle snake stone cold Steve austin lol

O'Deez330
stark county football

BuckeyeSki on 13 Feb 2013 - 2:29pm #

Obligatory

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

AirForceNUT on 13 Feb 2013 - 1:33pm #

I would have to say Woody too.. but Coombs is also one intense dude!

d1145fresh on 13 Feb 2013 - 1:34pm #

Kerry Coombs will come at you like a spider monkey.

ohiowhitesnake on 13 Feb 2013 - 1:38pm #

Woody would pull out the turtle...enough said

cajunbuckeye on 13 Feb 2013 - 2:23pm #

Is this a cage match, locker room match, football field sideline? Any weapons involved; sideline marker, keg of Gatoraid, football helmet,etc.?

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Nkohl13 on 13 Feb 2013 - 2:25pm #

Chuck Norris

Nkohl13 on 13 Feb 2013 - 2:32pm #

But to actually answer your question, it would be Woody. Coombs is a high energy type of guy, but it all seems to be positive energy. Hayes is just a BAMF, and out weighs coombs. I don't see Coombs as a fighting type of guy. If we were going to pick a coach that could take Hayes in a fight you would have to pick Vrable no doubt, and possibly Fickel.

AirForceNUT on 14 Feb 2013 - 11:41am #

Fickel was a state champion in high school wrestling..

AndyVance on 13 Feb 2013 - 2:33pm #

You're missing the most obvious historical analogy: Rocky Balboa versus Apollo Creed... they beat each other practically to death. Twice.

ShowThemOhiosHere on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:04pm #

Woody...he would listen to a Coombs speech, get fired up, and then level Coombs with the first down marker/chain.

Class of 2010.

Bucksfan on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:14pm #

Is Kerry Coombs dressed like a sideline marker?

GoldenBearBuckeye on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:39pm #

Thom Darden should not have held our receiver on this play.

How come I chuckle when WW does it and gag when Bobby Knight does?

d1145fresh on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:31pm #

John Cooper killed a guy with a trident.

GoldenBearBuckeye on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:40pm #

Cooper killed 2 English Teachers with his grammar

ShowThemOhiosHere on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:51pm #

I'd say Craig James could do that too, but he hasn't proven that he can kill anything other than hookers.

Class of 2010.

tennbuckeye19 on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:57pm #

What, John Cooper killed a guy while chewing Trident?

iloveu2chris on 13 Feb 2013 - 3:37pm #

Woody would just poke him in the eye

CC on 13 Feb 2013 - 4:11pm #

I don't think I have ever upvoted more posts in one thread. Well done guys. I realize just how clever I am not.

HighBallAce on 13 Feb 2013 - 4:22pm #

Woody would come back from the dead and take Coombs to the woodshed! God bless Woody Hayes!!!

And the pygmies down in South America

Bolt on 13 Feb 2013 - 4:38pm #

DITKA

gobucks96 on 13 Feb 2013 - 4:49pm #

I'd prefer to have the Hoke vs. Woody comparison....

Buckeye Beast on 13 Feb 2013 - 5:20pm #

Woody. The guy was in World War 2, coached teams that ran right at you almost every play, & he punched people & tore up sideline markers. If anything, he became the clear winner once everyone heard about the turtle story.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks

KateUptonsLowerBack on 13 Feb 2013 - 5:23pm #

Anybody watching the fight would win.

cplunk on 14 Feb 2013 - 11:42am #

Michigan would win.

Keep the real enemy in mind.

J.Mo on 14 Feb 2013 - 12:53pm #

This is trying to open Pandora's box....

johnblairgobucks on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:16pm #

this thread is making me laugh..... John Cooper's Grammer, the boxing GIF, Woody's turtle. Funny stuff.

Knarcisi on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:28pm #

Woody ... he would fight dirty if needed ... and I mean this in a good way.

hodge on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:32pm #

Woody Hayes once ate a box of saltines, and then prompty whistled the "Carmen Ohio"; just because Chuck Norris said it couldn't be done.

I think he'd handle Coombs--without Red Bull, the man's powerless.

BrewstersMillions on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:40pm #

Neither-The fight wouldn't occur. Sure we as fans would be told it would occur. Some company would make a boatload of money promoting that the fight would occur. They'd even have a venue and a PPV card with under card fights, huge sponsorship deals, and a 6 month long advertising campaign. Once the night finally came, the under cards would all come and go and the place would be a buzz once the 100,000 in attendance (because it'd be at the Shoe) realized what time it was. Kerry would make his way to the ring (to Drowning Pool's 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor', one would have to assume) and give the crowd a salute. Woody-not to be out done by his 'opponent' would have TBDITL play him out of the tunnel and into the ring. Both men would be read the rules, they'd touch gloves, go to their corners, walk towards one another, stare into each other's eyes before revealing their true intent-putting both men in the same place at the same time. They would promptly turn due North, walk about 189 miles, turn left when they smell sh*t and proceed to beat the entire city of Ann Arbor within an inch of its life.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

One Bad Buckeye on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:44pm #

Finally over that head cold....just wanted to say I'm sorry again for my snide sarcastic comment the other day. Buds?

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

BrewstersMillions on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:51pm #

Totally man, I never thought anything of it, I figured you just didn't understand what I was saying.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

hodge on 14 Feb 2013 - 2:45pm #

But, wouldn't them walking due north from Columbus put them in Lake Erie?

Actually, that sounds about right. It would almost be as if their mission were divine; walking on water en route to destruction in Ann Arbor. I'd hope that they'd take a cue from General Sherman's trip to Savannah, though; Ann Arbor is a fine city, far too nice to lay total waste to.