PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
In a fight between Woody Hayes and Kerry Coombs?
Woody was one tough SOB that would be my input. I have nothing beyond that.
ESPN. They would have a field day with that headline.
Woody!! We know he will punch some one and he's the toughest sob this side of the rattle snake stone cold Steve austin lol
stark county football
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
I would have to say Woody too.. but Coombs is also one intense dude!
Kerry Coombs will come at you like a spider monkey.
Woody would pull out the turtle...enough said
Is this a cage match, locker room match, football field sideline? Any weapons involved; sideline marker, keg of Gatoraid, football helmet,etc.?
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
But to actually answer your question, it would be Woody. Coombs is a high energy type of guy, but it all seems to be positive energy. Hayes is just a BAMF, and out weighs coombs. I don't see Coombs as a fighting type of guy. If we were going to pick a coach that could take Hayes in a fight you would have to pick Vrable no doubt, and possibly Fickel.
Fickel was a state champion in high school wrestling..
Fickel was a state champion in high school wrestling..
You're missing the most obvious historical analogy: Rocky Balboa versus Apollo Creed... they beat each other practically to death. Twice.
Woody...he would listen to a Coombs speech, get fired up, and then level Coombs with the first down marker/chain.
Class of 2010.
Is Kerry Coombs dressed like a sideline marker?
Thom Darden should not have held our receiver on this play.
How come I chuckle when WW does it and gag when Bobby Knight does?
John Cooper killed a guy with a trident.
Cooper killed 2 English Teachers with his grammar
I'd say Craig James could do that too, but he hasn't proven that he can kill anything other than hookers.
What, John Cooper killed a guy while chewing Trident?
Woody would just poke him in the eye
I don't think I have ever upvoted more posts in one thread. Well done guys. I realize just how clever I am not.
Woody would come back from the dead and take Coombs to the woodshed! God bless Woody Hayes!!!
And the pygmies down in South America
I'd prefer to have the Hoke vs. Woody comparison....
Woody. The guy was in World War 2, coached teams that ran right at you almost every play, & he punched people & tore up sideline markers. If anything, he became the clear winner once everyone heard about the turtle story.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks
Anybody watching the fight would win.
Michigan would win.
Keep the real enemy in mind.
This is trying to open Pandora's box....
this thread is making me laugh..... John Cooper's Grammer, the boxing GIF, Woody's turtle. Funny stuff.
Woody ... he would fight dirty if needed ... and I mean this in a good way.
Woody Hayes once ate a box of saltines, and then prompty whistled the "Carmen Ohio"; just because Chuck Norris said it couldn't be done.
I think he'd handle Coombs--without Red Bull, the man's powerless.
Neither-The fight wouldn't occur. Sure we as fans would be told it would occur. Some company would make a boatload of money promoting that the fight would occur. They'd even have a venue and a PPV card with under card fights, huge sponsorship deals, and a 6 month long advertising campaign. Once the night finally came, the under cards would all come and go and the place would be a buzz once the 100,000 in attendance (because it'd be at the Shoe) realized what time it was. Kerry would make his way to the ring (to Drowning Pool's 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor', one would have to assume) and give the crowd a salute. Woody-not to be out done by his 'opponent' would have TBDITL play him out of the tunnel and into the ring. Both men would be read the rules, they'd touch gloves, go to their corners, walk towards one another, stare into each other's eyes before revealing their true intent-putting both men in the same place at the same time. They would promptly turn due North, walk about 189 miles, turn left when they smell sh*t and proceed to beat the entire city of Ann Arbor within an inch of its life.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Finally over that head cold....just wanted to say I'm sorry again for my snide sarcastic comment the other day. Buds?
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Totally man, I never thought anything of it, I figured you just didn't understand what I was saying.
But, wouldn't them walking due north from Columbus put them in Lake Erie?
Actually, that sounds about right. It would almost be as if their mission were divine; walking on water en route to destruction in Ann Arbor. I'd hope that they'd take a cue from General Sherman's trip to Savannah, though; Ann Arbor is a fine city, far too nice to lay total waste to.
Neither, the forces of nature would not allow such a contest.
A staredown, then the oration would begin. Reasoned argument on one side, pure energy on the other.
Realization that they're both pointy ends of the same battery.
Samurai bows. Both turn and walk away.
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