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"If he doesnt hurry up with this picture, coach is going to clean out the buffett... Again."
Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...
I don't recall Lloyd having the same appetite as Hoke.
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
Yea I just saw the corn and smurf and thought about the starving kids not the fact that it was Long Henne and Hart.
FWIW Hart is now coaching for EMU. That NFL run was short for a quality back.
Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...
We need to get EMU on the schedule... Can anyone say 0-5?
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
"Ohio State 12-0 in 2012 got nothin' on us ... Oh wait a sec"
Michig*n's version of the Three Blind Mice...
Can't see any victories!
Official NCAA football, $75. Maize jersey, $100. 3 assholes 0-12 against Ohio State, priceless.
"look ma, no wins"
"UM's version of Russian pop-out dolls..."
Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...
Prepare for App St? Nah, lets flex for the camera.
"I can't wait to get back to that stationary bike"
No relation to OSUFORLIFE...
Long, Henne, Hart..........................The leaders among losers
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
0-12
Stop at this one - THIS IS THE WINNER!!!! Well played Chief!
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These 3 men are tied in the Guinness book of world records for the smallest balls ever recorded.
Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum, and tweedle dumber...
We came back to beat Ohio State. Don't ask us how that went.
Class of 2010.
The pants we're wearing are the only gold pants we ever got in college.
Our honor defend we will fight to the end for Ohio..
Look trust me, the camera always adds ten pounds at least.. Just cross your arms or something..this just might work fellas, it might even get us laid, just sayin..
I don't want to play The Ohio State University, and you can't make me!
12-0 The Ohio State University's Definition of Perfection:
0-12 TSUN's Definition of Perfection:
Note: Dyslexic Mike Hart still thinks he won all those games.
In 2008, there were 57.75 Million reasons Jake Long didn't care about this thread. Now, there are about 10 Million reasons a year why he doesn't care about this thread.
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler
Nothing better than waking up in the morning to a hot cup of coffee and some TTUN butthurt. That can be my caption, too.
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest.Civil.War.Analogy.Ever
I should hope even while he was at Michigan Jake Long wouldn't have cared about this thread. The fact that he was the rightfully number 1 pick in the 2008 draft should have had no impact, regardless.
But this is Pure Michigan isn't it? Attack their recent record against OSU and you get met with over all numbers. Attack arguably the best OT, RB, and QB in Michigan history for their failures to win anything of merit and you get greeted with one of their draft results. This isn't an NFL discussion, its a collegiate one and as collegians, those three-who occupy real estate in the Michigan Pantheon, couldn't win anything that mattered. 0-4 against OSU, one of the worst beats in NCAA history at home to ASU, 1 bowl win against Florida, an embarrassing beat down at the hands of USC in the consolation prize Rose Bowl and victims of Vince Young's coming out party before that.
I get that Long went on to be one of the best tackles in the NFL and that Henne is still enjoying his cup of coffee in the league as well but that wasn't the discussion. In terms of what they did at Michigan-the answer is nothing of importance.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but these are three of the more beloved Wolverines in school history no? While they were at Michigan, they were monumental losers in games of importance-especially against the Buckeyes.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Sorry, Brewster. I didn't know I was supposed to defend their entire careers or overall team record. We are concerned with the whole team when it comes to wins and losses right?
Nothing of importance? A two-time Consensus All-American, Michigan's all-time passing leader in yards, completions, and TDs, and Michigan's all-time leader in rushing yards, 1 of 4 players in the B1G with over 5,000 yards, and a Heisman finalist. Hart will also be remembered for being successful, though undersized, and only losing three fumbles (two of which came in his final game).
They were 6-6 against their rivals. 0-4 against OSU is disappointing, to say the least, but it doesn't define a player's legacy; a coach, maybe. I mean, does the fact that Eddie George, Orlando Pace, Joey Galloway, and so on, only beat Michigan once tarnish their careers at OSU? I hope you don't feel that way.
Bowl games are bowl games. OSU beat Ok St in the Alamo Bowl and ND in the Fiesta Bowl, while losing to Colt McCoy-led Texas, and then the ol' beatdown by everyone's favorite Buckeye, UFM. And to clarify, 41-14 is a "Beatdown." Losing by 14 to USC playing a home game is not. Losing a fantastic game to Texas on a last second FG sucks, but what are you going to do? Michigan was a pretty big dog going into that Capital One bowl vs Florida (in Florida, mind you). It was an impressive win. The Nebraska game in 2005 was just the icing on the cake of a truly disappointing season.
So sure, 0-4 vs OSU, .500 vs all the rivals, 1-3 in bowl games, 1 B1G title, the Horror, and 18 total losses aren't glamorous for the four years those three were at Michigan, but it's not all on them by a long shot. Pick a period of Michigan dominance and we can look at things from the other side.
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler
We only care about stuff we were alive for, and or fans for. Since I stared becoming an OSU fan about the age of 7/8 (where I could actually remember players, plays and games) I can count on one hand the amount of times we lost too tsun (turning 26 in 2 weeks). Props to tsun for the overall w/l record but since both have been members of the Big 10 I'm pretty sure the record is dead even in terms of wins & losses.
Ps I think the point being even with all those accolades and accomplishments you mentioned they were still winless against The Ohio State which I think we all know is the most important game and or win your team could have. But being 0-4 I can see why you'd want to overlook that.. but I'd bet that would be your main argument had the roles been reversed.
If you are 26, you were definitely alive for everything I mentioned. I'm 29, so Galloway was on the cusp of my football watching beginnings, so you wouldn't remember him [probably].
So, flip it around this way. An average QB, RB, and LT from a Michigan team that never lost to OSU, does that make them better or give them more accolades than Long, Hart, and Henne? I'm not going to look up names, but '88-93 Michigan won all but one, which was a tie.
It pre dates me a bit, and I know Grbac was there for most of that time, but I'm sure you can do the same thing with OSU greats and not-greats.
I'll chalk it up to Tressel being the better coach or OSU having a better team, not that the big three weren't immensely talented.
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler
Ok! Now we are cooking with a little gas here.
First and foremost, I don't think (hang on while I check).....Ok nope. I didn't bring up individual accolades so what they did as individuals doesn't make a lick of difference to me. Secondly. Pace, George, and Galloway did only win one against Michigan-which is infinatley more wins than Hart, Henne, and Long had against OSU. Does only one win tarnish their reputation? No. Would 0 have? Yes. What part of this rivalry don't you get? As far as defining a players legacy-that's a clear line in the sand you and I aren't on the same side of-especially in the case of Henne. A 4 year starter who holds or is close to holding every major passing record at UM but never beat Ohio State and thus, never got his team to the top of the mountain doesn't see his rep dip a little because he was 0-4 in the biggest rivalry in sports? As for Mike Hart-you have yet another wildly accomplished player who basically did it in every game of his career save for Ohio State three times out of 4...that doesn't hurt him either? I'll give Long a bit of a pass, because the best left tackle in the world can play on the worst team in the league\nation through no fault of his own but his worst games generally came at the hands of Ohio State too. My point here is this-If you are looking at these three guys specifically and where they fit into the picture of all time Michigan greats, their sheer ineptitude against their biggest rival doesn't factor in? They couldn't beat Ohio State when they were the superior team in 2004, equally matched in 2005 and 2006, or the inferior team in 2007. That doesn't affect the over all picture people have of them? If not, then I guess I'm wrong for thinking it does.
Finally, if you want to think Michigan didn't get beat down by USC in that game-a game in which they scored a garbage time TD with a minute left to make it a 14 point game and rushed for a whopping 12 yards-then by all means go on thinking that. Its clearly important to you to think your team just lost, and not embarrassingly. How very Notre Dame of you.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
I'm sorry, who are you fellas again?
Oh....0-4 vs OSU, 0-1 vs Appalachian State....
You're still going to have to buy tickets.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
"Hey, Armanti . . . we never went down. You hear us, Armanti? You never got us down!"
So much for the "Those that stay will be champions" theory.
Hmm...3 of you times 2 zeroes for each= the number of zeroes behind the first number on vernon gholstons first bonus check. Vernons bank account says thank you.
These guys know: Henne-one better think Long and Hart about taking on Ohio State!
All right guys lets all stand in front of the mirror and say this together...
"I am special... It's Ok to lose to The Ohio State University every year... Now let's give ourselves a big hug"
~Naples Buckeye - "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." - General George S. Patton, Jr.
"We are the 3 UM players who got it right, gold up front, brown in the back!"
Jake Long is so proud!
3 different ways to say "0-4..."
Very subtle...
The Aftermath...
HENNe had the HART to wait LONG and hard====> for a LONG awaited #ofercareer
"Excuse me sir/ma'am, can you give us directions on how we can beat Ohio State?"
Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.
Perspective: Making Mike Hart actually look bigger than Chad Henne and Jake Long. Reality: 0-4.
Proof that the best offense is a good defense.