PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
•Football Schedule•Basketball Schedule•Forum•About•ContactFollows up a somewhat illiterate first tweet with a zinger for Buckeye fans. Keepin' it classy...
Watching walking dead family and friends making me pretty cool watch
— Mark May (@mark_may) February 25, 2013
They remind me of buckeye fans
— Mark May (@mark_may) February 25, 2013
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youtube.com/watch?v=rQ6eSf0nadg
why mark may hates Ohio state
Good link. I had forgotten how out of hand that game had gotten. And that was after putting 70 on the board the previous week. Geez, Coop had some strong teams that could dominate everybody but ichigan.
Watching Stanley Jackson makes me think that he might have been ahead of his time. I was NOT a Jackson fan at the time, but I think he could do some damage in Urban's offense. He always seemed like a square peg in a round hole back then.
Also, here's the embedded video that BRUMON linked to in case anyone is interested.
My favorite part of that video was seeing Stanley Jackson on the sideline. I never understood the 2 QB system.
Good lord this brings back great memories. Every Buckeye got involved in this one!
Thanks. The embed function isn't working from my iPhone for some reason
Well when you can't compete you get frustrated and bitter.
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
Mark May hates us for this? He should be grateful. We could have scored 100+
Easily for me, the best moment is Boston running the ball back on the punt....and we have EIGHT, 8, ATE, men on the field. Announcer was right, a record NEVER to be broken.
I think Mark May is having way too much fun pulliing our chain>
It has to go back deeper than that, with the level of anti-Ohio State asshole he has become. We must have really snubbed him in recruiting, or something like that.
The fuck did he just say?
Real talk.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
This is what i got. He is only watching walking dead because those closest to him control what he does/say. Following up on his family mind-enslavement, he then realizes who his true master is (ESPN), and quickly has to preach ESPN's creed and take a stab at buckeye fans.
Thanks for the translation.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Is it really a zinger if no one knows what you're talking about?
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
The Emperor of the Douchebag Kingdom being his douchebaggy self. Douche.
His troubled childhood may have something to do with his general douche-baggery. He was bullied growing up and the bitterness is still palpable...
It's an insult (to Urkel) to compare May to Urkel. Jaleel White was the original voice of Sonic!
"I like to kick Michigan's ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
Sorry Mark, I'm afraid that I couldn't hear you over "TWELVE-AND-F*CKING-OH".
I have a theory that Mark May is secretly an ENORMOUS Buckeye fan.......he cares way too much.
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
That or he loves trolling Lou Holtz and Buckeye fans.
This time it backfired on him.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Mark May trolls Buckeye fans. In related news, Mark May continues to set world records for highest levels of douchebagishness amongst all living human beings...Actually quite a feat -- it's tough the be the very best at something.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Always love when i can break this one out...
PRICELESS!!! LOL!!! Someone needs to tweet this to him!
"Leave...Your...Mark..."
Without even reading your reply, I did. Then I saw your comment and laughed. Let's see if he says anything.
Hahaha, way to go Boston! I hope there's no ToS violations, because he seems like the kinda douche that would report you outta spite.
"Leave...Your...Mark..."
Hope he likes getting $hit shoved in his ugly face because I tweeted him the link to the OSU/Pitt game also. F You Mark "Big Gay" May.
Looks like a "natural motion" to me
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
Mark May with Manti T'eo's poor dead fiance's brother.
“...indomitable in victory, insufferable in defeat.” Woody Hayes
+1 for using "douchebagishness" in a sentence about Mark May.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Hope he refers to us as National Champion Buckeye fans come next February........keep it real May, keep it real.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
unless you are his next door neighbor, if you actively choose to ignore him he goes away.
His twitter account is very hard to read; he talks a lot of $h** on it.
"Don't put syrup on shit, and tell me it's pancakes"
No matter how sh*tty the tour is, it's always tough to leave.
O you mean like this tweet when we won the game versus Purdue and he thought it wasn't a fair catch...
Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012
LOL, REALLY?????? A man who gets paid very well to be an analyst breaks out the old, Buckeyes only win because of the refs excuse?
Mark May is paid to provide infotainment that occasionally sounds like analysis. If he gets us to watch by trolling us, he's doing his job.
I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...
I highly doubt he trolls just to get us to watch. I really believe he has a personal vendetta against OSU....
What the hell play was he even talking about?
Class of 2010.
did he actually play in that game where they got beat 72-0?
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
No, It would be amazing if he did though. He was drafted by the foreskins in 81, He was the worst of the 5 hogs.
Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.
Essence of Vinegar - A new Cologne by Mark May... On sale now
~Naples Buckeye - "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." - General George S. Patton, Jr.
Ohhhh....this whole time I was certain it was called "Essence of Anus".
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
The unfortunate thing is, every time he makes statements like that they probably get retweeted a bazillion times, and he surely gets drilled with responses from fans so it just fuels the fire. People just can't resist the urge to feed a troll!
It's only been retweeted a combined 17 times. The one where he mentions Buckeye fans only received one response so far.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Life is short, man.
What a dick.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
His dick is short, man.
What a life.
Time and change will surely show how firm they friendship... O-HI-O.
So I was about to ask why anyone reads his twitter feed when he is obviously trolling.. but then I found myself checking to see if he said anymore and what the replies were. I am so glad I did:
waste of human DNA
Stay golden, Ponyboy.
I hate Mark May. That is all the breath I will waste on this man.
You didn't waste any breath. You were typing...
I hate this guy....he's may be the biggest douche bag on ESPN...and that's saying a lot.
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987
Delete
He and Bayless ... useless talking heads. They should restrict them to "Around the Horn" with all the other media clowns.
Hey now! I like Woody Paige and his little chalkboard.
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
Woody Paige is a tool and a total MOron!
Because they wouldn't let me go for 3!
Woody Hayes 1913-1987
Calm down there.
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
Bayless is bad but he still isn't even close to the wretch that Mark May is.
Mark May can troll all he wants. It's a free country. He has the right to be stupid & nobody can take that away from him...The fact that he hates OSU the way he does is quite a big compliment really. It's been said before, but having haters is a sign of doing something right! I would say the more lame shit he says, the better shape Ohio State is in.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
The day I stopped caring what Mark May says about Ohio State is the day I started living.
I thought the icon change was the day?
Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.
No, that was the day that the collective sense of humor of 11W users finally became self-aware...by complete accident, mind you.
I upvoted you. While I have enjoyed the humor, you have visited purgatory enough here to get a frequent flyer discount.
Unfortunately this will likely continue until another 11W regular has a similar brain fart and yes, we shall move on to him/her! (and I hope it's not me! Hell, this might get me targeted!)
In other news, the 2032 Presidential election has been canceled. No one who would be eligible is innocent of posting a bad mistake already on (pick 'em) facebook/youtube/twitter
Naw, don't think of it as getting picked on.
I honestly am having trouble comprehending what he's trying to get across to his audience. After reading the first two, the next one I thought I was going to see was:
"Have you seen my baseball??!!"
Also, he may have a deep hatred for OSU from the mid-90's whoopings, or he may not have a problem with us at all. Regardless, he does this to our fan base b/c of ratings, which is all that matters to him and his boss. We are a needle-moving fan base that are passionate about our team.
and like a lot of other haters, he's jealous of our continued success. Same as a lot of folks around the country except he has a platform for being able to involve a lot more folks than the average hater
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
The fact that he has to attack OSU to get attention shows that he has nothing of value to add to the conversation. It's a poor reflection onto his own ability to do his job.
Walking Dead = Pitt football program, doesn't it?
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
I was thinking the same thing, the irony of his statement is in uncharted territory.
He's just trying to get our goat and he succeeds when we resort to name calling. Best way to get back at him is to win THEN we make sure that he hears it from us...in public when he's at the airport or eating at a restaurant or at the gym or wherever he goes when he isn't on TV. In other words, we need to stalk him like a psycho ex GF.
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest.Civil.War.Analogy.Ever
Buckeyephobic
This guy is the worst. He needs to go work in Pittsburg where they appreciate his douchbagginess
screw mark may.
I wouldn't with your D...
I like Mark May. Really fun and easy to pick on. I feel better about myself putting down others :-)
First of all, the main issue I have with Herby is the fact that he hasn't already up and bitch slapped Mark May yet, at least on camera. All of the trying not to be a homer stuff is one thing, but sitting there in the same area code as this A-hole and not doing anything! WIMP!!!!
and lastly, Mark May talking about going pro on the PGA tour as a joke. Please do!!! Quit your job and go play golf so we can never hear from you again.
Who gives a fuck what he thinks or says?
Antagonizing Buckeye Nation = ratings.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
The Record: Boston returns punt for touchdown with the Bucks only having 8 players on the field. Chew on that one awhile May.
I can't resist to break this down a bit differently so here's my translation of his comments:
Watching walking dead family and friends = He is seeing ghosts during a drug induced moment.
Making me pretty = He is cross-dressing again (no big news there).
Cool watch = He thinks he really is pretty dressed in women's lingerie.
They remind me of Buckeye fans = I want some Buckeye love sooooo bad while I am dressed so sexy and I can't stop thinking about Buckeye Nation.
It's 5:37p.m. EST and Mark May is still a huge doucher.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Fat Urkel = the new (old) Bert Bielema!
His only purpose in life is to be righteously ridiculed forever and ever. Amen.
Real fans stay for Carmen.
I think we should play Pitt once every 3 years that way it can reopen the wound.
Have Urban Assault put up 80 on them a few times.
I'm with you. I wanna see Pitt join the B1G and join our division. That way we put up an average of 60 points against Pitt every year, while Pitt sits at the bottom below Indiana and Minn.
New game: How about a "Buckeyes by the Numbers" naming the players 1 through 99 that scored against Pitt in 1996?
That was my 5th year at OSU. I'm certain I was drunk, and fairly confident I scored in that game.
Classic
In other news, Mark May still wears women's underwear...
Bwahhhhh!
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
This is the reason Mark May "hates" OSU.
"Ohio State is ranked first in the country with about 3.1 million fans"
*Tried to post link and it froze. Just google college team with most fans.
Just a side note. I was at the NW basketball game and the revolving sign at the scorers table said "a fanbase of 1.3 million". If you are going to promote your fanbase at least get close to the truth.
i think its funny a 100 yr old senile lou holtz, sounds more literate and intelligent than this piece of trash
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
Man, you guys are some cynical bastards.
You ever think he meant the survivors remind him of Buckeye fans? Think about it. He's watching "The Walking Dead" the television show, a show about a post apocalyptic world in which a hand full of survivors are besieged by mindless, countless hordes of brainless monsters hungry for blood. That is EXACTLY what we as OSU fans dealt with for the last 18 months. We were the minority, or 'the survivors' who constantly had to fend off attacks from the mindless drones hell bent on eating us, and our beloved program. I think Mark compared us to Rick, and Daryl, Merle, Angela, Carl, Carol...and hell, even TDog (RIP Homie). He was giving us a compliment.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Was this meant to be written in italics?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybe
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
How do you make Mark May grow taller, you give him Viagra!
I'll bet Dr. Lou has said that very thing to MM many times once the red light was off......
Judge Rece Davis is unsure of Mark May
Rece Davis is the ring leader of worst programming ESPN has ever done, and that says a lot! Let Lou retire and wear a bib for the rest of his life, let MM go play golf or whatever he dreams of doing and kick Rece Davis to the curb for allowing himself to become a part of such garbage.
It really is a horrible show aside from MM. MM just adds that little bit of salt to complete the stink!
I just can't wait for them all to fuk up royally and end the reign of ear pain!
I like Rece, but that show has become a parody of itself in the last 2 years. Then again, so has all of ESPN.