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Who would you like to face in the National Championship?

Well since bowl season is a joke this year and we can't do anything about it till next year lets debate what team you think would be deserving of the old fashion Urban curb stomp for the crystal ball? List your scenarios and reasons.

1. Alabama. I am sick of Nick Saban, I am sick of hearing the words roll tide, I am sick of them winning National Championship after National Championship. In a perfect world OSU would royally kick their asses. Urban Meyer would knock Saban to the ground and put his boot on Saban's throat and never let up. At some point Urban would do his best Mola Ram impersonation and de-heart Saban and that's just my idea for the halftime show.

2. Notre Dame. Because screw'em, they're Notre Dame. Every time I hear a Notre Dame fan whine when we beat them adds 6.2 seconds to a Buckeye fan's life.

3. Georgia. Even though they are an SEC team I have no animosity towards their school. Their program has been good just not good enough to make it to the Championship. I think playing against them would make for a fun game.

4. Arkansas. I almost didn't put this here because that would mean Bert Bielma would have been successful in the SEC but just the thought of him  thinking he can hang with the big dogs and then getting embarassed on the big stage by Urban Meyer and then watching as he goes on a rampage at the local China Buffet tearing up as he crams crab rangoons and stir fry down his goiter-like gullet as he realizes no matter what conference he runs to, he will never win it all.

5. Florida. What better way to highlight OSU's return than to have a rematch against the team that embarassed us on the big stage. The team that signalled the downfall of the B1G and Urban's former team? Also I think Will Muschamp has been a hell of a coach.

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kareemabduljacobb on 1 Jan 2013 - 3:46am #

Instead of Vince McMahon, to who ever we play....

 

 

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harleymanjax on 1 Jan 2013 - 4:42am #

Is that Sloth from The Goonies?

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

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steensn on 1 Jan 2013 - 10:17am #

They let him around kids?

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kareemabduljacobb on 1 Jan 2013 - 10:52am #

lol, there's actually another part to this video.  My roommate made it a couple years ago... that kid was our sports manager for everything and still 8 years after he graduated he's still in business.  Maddog!!

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703Buckeye on 1 Jan 2013 - 4:03am #

1: Alabama. Saban is the devil and must be stopped.

2: Any other SEC school.

3. Notre Dame

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

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sir rickithda3rd on 1 Jan 2013 - 4:18am #

dont worry urbs is here and in due time he will rake on these chumps

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again

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Remington2323 on 1 Jan 2013 - 4:41am #

Bama. De-throne these SEC chumps

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Buckeyevstheworld on 1 Jan 2013 - 5:20am #

1. Notre Dame. They(ND fans) are a lot more like M*chigan fans than either side would like to admit. Losing in the National Championship to Ohio State, and Urban Meyer would infuriate them. Not only would it be ND's 4th loss in a row to Ohio State, but it would be with the coach they wanted(even though they denie it now).

2. Texas. Their the ND of the south. Plus for the 2009 Fiesta bowl bs. For some reason this is one of two teams not named M*chigan that I want tOSU to have a rivalry against.

3. Miami. I want to beat the tar out of them just to shut every one up about 2003.

4. Florida. Like I need to explain this one.

5. Bama. Not only will it shut SEEECEE fans up(for 10 minutes), but it will also shut up Bama fans that said Urban Meyer ran from Nick Saban.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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BoFuquel on 1 Jan 2013 - 9:33am #

Standford.GO BUCKS!

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

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RBuck Mod on 1 Jan 2013 - 9:48am #

Notre Dame. I want some more payback for having them shoved down my throat in grade school and by my family.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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iloveu2chris on 1 Jan 2013 - 9:51am #

Bama, Saban can suck it.

Florida, LSU they beat us in the C game

ND, because I am sick of hearing they are back after one season.

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Hoody Wayes on 1 Jan 2013 - 10:03am #

To me, this list is about payback:

1.) Florida: I feel it may be up to Ohio State to end the SEC dynasty. And of course, it would be fitting - if the Gators got crushed by us, this time and for the title.

2.) USC: Ohio State has lost seven straight to the Trojans - including the MNC in the 1980 Rose Bowl, 17-16. USC leads the series, 13-9-1 and is 4-3 against the Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl. Site preference would be the Rose Bowl.

3.) UCLA: One of the greatest Buckeye teams lost the MNC to UCLA in the 1976 Rose Bowl - despite having crushed the same Bruins team earlier in the regular season.

4.) Clemson: For perpetrating the ouster of Woody, in the 1979 Gator Bowl.

5.) Alabama: Ohio State gets payback for the 1978 Sugar Bowl and Meyer evens the score with Saban, who beat Meyer in the 2009 SEC Championship game. 

6.) LSU

 

 

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steensn on 1 Jan 2013 - 10:18am #

Love seeing ND lose... Would love to beat Alabama. Consider me happy with either selection.

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buckeyestu on 1 Jan 2013 - 10:45am #

any team that is in the way of TOSU winning the title. i dont care who it is. those 5 teams listed are not the only teams in the ncaa.

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Devin1024 on 1 Jan 2013 - 11:02am #

Alabama, ND, USC, Florida, Bert's Pork Chops, LSU and maybe Texas. 

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cplunk on 1 Jan 2013 - 11:03am #

Alabama, LSU, or Florida. End that SEC crap.

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